This incident
is about my alter ego Samaranand which happened recently.
Samaranand
has just returned from a religious trip to Varanasi, where for the first time
he could reach the sanctum sanctorum of Kashi Vishwanath temple through the VIP
gate. He could reach the courtyard meant for private puja by VIPs and from there
he could get a full view of the Vishwanath temple and the Gyanvapi mosque (this
mosque was built by destroying the original temple by Aurangzeb) .That VIP entrance is known as Gyanvapi gate. As mobile was not allowed inside so he could
not take any pictures.
However, he
sat and meditated for sometimes in the temple courtyard, tried to achieve zero
experience but the thought of catching return flight to Kolkata kept nagging
him, so subconscious was wrestling with that thought.
After reaching Kolkata on the same day next day
morning he could not go for his usual morning walk around the lake. He was relaxing in his drawing room when his newly acquired AI,Google Home was playing his favorite songs. His mind was still lingering around Vishwanath temple and failing to achieve
zero experience there. As a matter of fact, he has never achieved zero experience
which is the state of mind when it becomes a vacuum without any fleeting thought.
The harsh ring tone of the mobile broke his reverie.
It was
Babulal his assistant, readers already have been introduced to Babulal who was
assistant of a street magician in Delhi and later on he was in the entourage of
cheat Sadhu.
-Sir I was
waiting for you at the lake.
-sorry today
I could not go to the lake, I was too tired after my journey to Varanasi.
-Have you
read yesterday’s paper?
-No, I have
not read even today’s paper
-Sir, can we
meet today?
-Yes, come
within one hour to our usual location in Golf Green,central park.
-ok,sir,I am
coming. Babula disconnected the mobile.
Samaranand
as you all know loves solving problems and Babula assists him but Babula never
comes to his flat, they meet either at Lake or at Golf Green, central Park.
They were
sitting on a bench under a tree, it was spring, not much hot at 10 am. From a
distance they looked like an uncle with his nephew talking mundane things. At
10 am there was not much crowd in the park, on other benches some retired
persons were gossiping. Yes, Golf Green has a good number of retired persons
whose sons have gone away for job to Bangalore, Delhi, Chennai or to some foreign
destination.
-Yes,tell me
Babulal , what news do you have?
-Sir,Do you
remember we were discussing about spate of snatching around the lake,
especially during evening time?
-Oh,yes, I thought
we must do something about it.
With a big
smile Babulal said, “This time I worked out a solution on my own.”’
Samaranad
was pleased that his side kick can now operate on his own.
-”ok,tell”
me, eagerly Samaranand asked.
Babulal’s
narration:
As you know I
have good contact with all kind of fellows so I hatched a plan. I got hold of a
wrist watch, removed its internals and put some RDX putty with a wires
connected through a button cell inside. The contact is made when one moves the
winding knob of the watch, I put a dial which looked like a FM radio dial.
-Smart idea,
Samaranand patted him and then looked around to see if anyone is overhearing
their talk.
-Then what
did you do?
-After
making my special watch I started taking evening walk at the other side of
the lake near those cannons. I would hold the watch near my ear pretending to
listen to a radio and would hum some Hindi songs. One evening a gang of four
surrounded me and threatened me with knives, they asked me to hand over
everything what I had. I gave them my purse, I hardly had any money then they
noticed my watch and one of them asked, “Is that a radio watch?”
“Yes, it is
but please don’t take this as I got it as a gift.’ I had to act as though I would
not give that watch readily.
They laughed
like hungry jackals, “Gift! Look at the stupid fellow!” Saying this they
approached threateningly with knives, I had no choice so reluctantly gave the
watch. Suddenly footsteps of evening guard were heard, those ruffians ran away
with my watch and purse.I shouted,”Thief,thief!” The guards came running and I narrated
my predicament, they asked me to lodge FIR. I said “Ok!” and then vanished from
there.
That evening
I watched in TV a news about a minor explosion in the slum of Tollygaunge and
some young fellow getting injured. I rang up police from a public booth and
told them that those were pickpockets where explosion had taken place. They were
nabbed.
This details
came out in newspaper yesterday.
-Wait, wait I
know what happened after they snatched those from you, they must have gone to
their den and then tried to operate the watch thinking that it was a radio. So by
rotating the knob the internal connection was made with the battery , those two wires embedded in
RDX sparked and which triggered that explosion. That guy must have lost his
arm.
Babulal
shrugged his shoulder. Samaranand advised him to go undercover for sometimes as
after getting released those rascals may try to hunt him down.
-No worries,
I was in disguise with wig and spectacles. As a matter of fact, I was changing
my guise every day before the incident.
Samaranand
patted Babula for his smartness and paid 2000 bucks as a reward.
1 comment:
Mr Natwarlal meets Samarananda, with shades of Byomkesh Bakshi!!
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