In the sweltering heat of Kolkata's summer, a flashy ad popped up in every dingy tea stall and on the cracked screens of second-hand mobiles: "EARN 15,000 MONTHLY! NO QUALIFICATIONS NEEDED! ANY GENDER, CASTE, RELIGION WELCOME! INTERVIEWS AT GRAND HOTEL, TODAY ONLY!" It was like Diwali came early for the city's underbelly. By noon, a queue snaked around the block, longer than the one for subsidized rice during floods. Slum dwellers, rickshaw pullers, and even a few housewives with dreams of escaping their in-laws' nagging lined up, clutching crumpled resumes that were basically just their Aadhaar cards.
Inside the hotel's stuffy conference room, Rajesh, the "HR Manager" – a slick guy with a fake gold chain and a mustache that screamed '80s villain – scanned the crowd with a grin. "Next! You, the one with the hungry eyes. Name?"
"Vimal, sir," mumbled a lanky kid from the Salt Lake slums, his shirt two sizes too big. "I... I can do anything. Sweep floors, lift boxes, even dance if you pay extra."
Rajesh chuckled, eyeing Vimal like a pawn in a chess game. "Dance? Ha! No need for that, beta. We're a data entry firm. Sit tight, type stuff. Easy peasy. Selected!"
By evening, 50 lucky souls were chosen – all from the city's forgotten corners, where "steady job" meant hawking chai or dodging eviction notices. They high-fived each other outside, whispering, "Finally, bhai! No more begging from relatives."
A week later, they crammed into a rickety auto-rickshaw headed to the "office" – a two-story hovel squeezed into a narrow lane in North Kolkata, where laundry lines crisscrossed like spider webs and stray dogs ruled the alleys. The place looked more like a haunted adda than a workplace. Faded posters of Bollywood stars peeled from the walls, and the "computers" were four ancient desktops that wheezed like asthmatic uncles.
"Welcome, team!" Rajesh boomed, handing out forms. "Fill in your bank details. Salary straight to account – no chit-chat with pesky tellers."
Priya, a feisty girl from the same slum as Vimal, raised an eyebrow. "Bank details? Arre, boss, I don't even have a bank account that isn't overdrawn. What if you deposit and it vanishes into thin air?"
Rajesh winked. "Trust me, didi. Magic happens here."
On joining day, ping! 7,500 rupees hit their accounts as "advance." The group erupted in cheers. Vimal stared at his phone screen. "Yaar, this is more than I've seen in months! I was this close to pickpocketing tourists at Victoria Memorial."
"Shh, idiot," hissed Ratan, a burly guy with a tattoo of a cobra on his arm. "Don't jinx it. Finally, we eat biryani instead of khichdi."
Their "job"? Taking turns on those four creaky computers, entering nonsense data like "apple banana cat dog" into endless spreadsheets. Most of the time, they lounged on plastic chairs, sipping chai from a street vendor, gossiping about everything from cricket to crushes.
By month's end, another 7,500 landed. No questions asked. In the dim office light, they huddled like conspirators.
Vimal leaned in. "Guys, this is too good. We're getting paid to do jackshit. I feel like a king... or a conman. Remember, I almost turned to thievery? This is better – legal thievery!"
Priya smirked, fanning herself with a torn magazine. "Legal? Ha! Last week, I typed 'boobies' by mistake, and no one cared. But seriously, bhaiya, if they kick us out, I'm back to selling fake jewelry on the streets. At least here, I can flirt with the chai-wala without my ma yelling."
Ratan flexed his muscles. "Flirt? Didi, with your sharp tongue, you'd scare off a tiger. But yeah, I'm staying. My wife's already planning a new TV. If this is a scam, let it scam me rich!"
One fateful afternoon, Rajesh summoned them all. The air thickened with tension – was this the boot? Instead, in strolled Jacob, a towering Nigerian with muscles like a Maidan footballer, dreadlocks bouncing, and a smile that could sell ice to Eskimos. He looked like he could bench-press a tram.
"Listen up, my friends!" Jacob boomed in a thick accent, his voice echoing off the peeling walls. "I'm Jacob, your new big boss from Lagos. You all been good mules – wait, I mean, employees! From now, salary bump to 20,000! But rule one: Money drops in your account? Withdraw pronto and hand to Rajesh. No delay, no questions."
Vimal's eyes widened. "Mules? Like donkeys? Boss, I'm confused. And why the hurry? What if I want to buy a new phone first?"
Jacob laughed, a deep rumble. "Ha! Donkey? No, no, smart boy. Think of it as... express delivery. Big sums coming – lakhs, maybe crores! You withdraw, give to Rajesh. We handle the rest. And rule two: Mouth shut! Tell anyone – poof! Job gone. Family trouble too, eh?"
Priya crossed her arms, eyeing Jacob up and down. "Big sums? Sounds fishy, uncle. What are we, ATMs with legs? And you look like you could play for Mohun Bagan – why not scam on the field instead?"
Jacob grinned wider. "Feisty one! I like you. Football? Been there, scored that. But this game's more fun – no red cards, only green bucks. You all needy, right? Slums, struggles? We help each other. Win-win!"
Ratan nodded eagerly. "I'm in, boss! My account's ready. Deposit away – I'll withdraw faster than Usain Bolt!"
From the next day, it was chaos comedy. Ping! A lakh hits Vimal's account. He bolts to the bank, sweating bullets. "Arre, didi at the counter, quick! Withdraw all!"
Back at the office, he hands it to Rajesh. "Boss, felt like I was in a Bollywood heist. Heart pounding – what if cops show?"
Rajesh pockets it smoothly. "Good boy. Next time, act normal. Smile like you're buying veggies."
Priya's turn: Two lakhs. She struts in, cash in a plastic bag. "Here, take your dirty money. But boss, if this is illegal, at least make it exciting. Add some drama – chase scenes, maybe?"
Jacob, overhearing via video call, chuckles. "Drama? Girl, this is Kolkata – traffic's enough drama! Keep quiet, get paid. Or else... well, let's say I know people who make problems disappear faster than your monsoon floods."
Vimal whispered to Priya later, "Yaar, we're mules for scammers! Nigerian prince stuff, but real. I was gonna pickpocket, now I'm the pocket!"
Priya giggled. "Shh! At 20k a month, I'll mule till the cows come home. But if Jacob asks me out, I'm saying yes – those abs could crack coconuts!"
Ratan butted in. "Abs? Focus, people! Next deposit's mine. Let's make this the best fraud family ever!"
And so, the mule network thrived in that shabby lane, a hilarious web of desperation, deposits, and dodgy deals. They laughed off the risks, bantering like old pals, until one day... but that's another scam story. For now, in Kolkata's underbelly, easy money flowed like the Hooghly – murky, fast, and full of surprises.
The Great Kolkata Cash Carousel: Part 2 – Mule Mayhem
The shabby office in that North Kolkata lane buzzed like a beehive on steroids. The 50 mules – er, employees – had settled into their routine: Ping goes the phone, dash to the bank, hand over the cash to Rajesh, pocket their cut, and repeat. It was like a twisted game of musical chairs, but with lakhs instead of seats. Vimal, Priya, and Ratan formed the unofficial "Mule Trio," cracking jokes to mask the growing unease.
One evening, as the sun dipped behind the crumbling rooftops, Jacob called another meeting. He sauntered in, football under his arm like a trophy, his jersey stained from a recent match with some local club. "My people!" he boomed, flashing that megawatt grin. "You all stars now. But let me tell you my story – keep it real, eh?"
Vimal perked up, munching on a samosa. "Story time? Boss, you look like you could star in a Nollywood flick. Spill!"
Jacob leaned against a rickety table, which creaked under his bulk. "Ah, started as foreign student, you know? Came to Kolkata for uni – cheap fees, spicy food, crazy traffic. But books? Boring! I play football for East Bengal reserves – score goals, make fans cheer. With match cash and... side gigs, I build this. Smart business, no? You all family now. More money coming – digital arrests, fake lotteries, all that jazz from my boys back home."
Priya's eyes narrowed, but she couldn't help smirking. "Digital arrests? Like, 'Hello, this is police, pay up or jail'? And you're funding it with football kicks? Boss, that's next-level multitasking. But why us slum rats? Couldn't you hire posh kids from Salt Lake?"
Jacob laughed, a thunderous sound that rattled the ancient fans. "Posh kids? They snitch! You all hungry – do anything for rupee. Like you, skinny boy," he pointed at Vimal. "Rajesh say you almost pickpocket? Ha! Now you pro – no touch, just withdraw!"
Ratan flexed, trying to match Jacob's vibe. "I'm in, chief! But what's a digital arrest? Sounds like my phone getting grounded."
"Simple, muscle man," Jacob explained, tossing the ball in the air. "Call from 'police' – say victim in big trouble, transfer money quick. Victim panics, sends to our accounts here. You mules withdraw, money vanishes into air. Poof! We split – I get lion's share for my... investments."
Just then, Rajesh slithered in, his fake gold chain glinting under the bulb. He clapped his hands sharply. "Enough chit-chat! Listen up, you lot. Jacob's the brain, I'm the muscle here. And among you – yeah, you innocents – I got my own guys. Spies, watchers. One wrong word, one sneaky call to cops? They'll report. Boom – you're out. Or worse."
Vimal gulped, nearly choking on his samosa. "Spies? Like James Bond in our group? Boss, that's paranoid! We're all broke buddies here."
Rajesh's mustache twitched menacingly. "Paranoid? Smart, beta. Last batch? One fool blabbed to his girlfriend. Now he's... let's say, enjoying free room and board in Tihar. You think this is game? Calls come from Nigeria, Dubai, even Cambodia – untraceable. Money spreads like wildfire, vanishes. You get 20k, I get... well, more. High pay for high risk. Now scat – next deposit tomorrow!"
Priya whispered to the trio as they shuffled out. "Spies? Ha! Bet it's that quiet guy in the corner, always staring. But 20k? I'll spy on myself if needed. Vimal, you okay? You look like you saw a ghost."
Vimal wiped his brow. "Yaar, I was gonna steal wallets, now I'm in international scam league? Jacob's footballer by day, fraudster by night – like Batman, but evil. And Rajesh? That crook's probably rolling in crores, buying gold chains for his gold chains!"
Ratan grinned, slapping Vimal's back. "Lighten up! Think of it as adventure. Next time money drops, I'll withdraw in style – maybe moonwalk out the bank. 'Officer, it's legit – from my Nigerian uncle!'"
Priya rolled her eyes. "Moonwalk? With your two left feet? Please. But seriously, if spies are watching, let's act normal. No more samosa parties – wait, screw that, bring extra tomorrow!"
As the mules dispersed into the humid night, the operation hummed on. Jacob headed to his next match, Rajesh counted his stacks in the back room, and the trio plotted their next banter session. Little did they know, the web was tightening – but for now, in Kolkata's chaotic lanes, the cash carousel spun wildly, fueled by desperation, deposits, and a dash of dark humor.
*Footnote: This tale draws from real-life scams routinely busted by Indian police, where mule networks launder money from digital arrest frauds, phishing, and international cybercrimes. Funds from panicked victims get dispersed through such accounts and vanish into untraceable channels. Local handlers like Rajesh are often well-compensated operatives, while calls originate from foreign hubs like Nigeria or Southeast Asia.*