When the CMD exploded- and So did I

When the CMD Exploded — and So Did I

Kathalgudi, 1994 — Steam, Gas… and Temper

In 1994, when I took charge as GM (Projects), BHEL Eastern Region, I believed I had developed a reasonably thick skin. After commissioning thermal stations across the country, I thought I understood pressure — mechanical and managerial.

Kathalgudi corrected that assumption.

This was NEEPCO’s first combined cycle power plant at Kathalgudi — a prestigious project funded under the Japanese OECF loan. Our partner was Mitsubishi Heavy Industries (MHI). Gas turbines, steam turbines, HRSG — jointly supplied by MHI and BHEL.

Mitsubishi was performing like a disciplined samurai.

We, unfortunately, were struggling with site coordination and execution delays.

And the review meeting was to be held right there — in BHEL’s site conference hall at Kathalgudi. On the battlefield itself.

The Review That Became a Trial

The hall was full — senior officers from NEEPCO, MHI, and BHEL. The atmosphere was formal, but tight.

Chairing the review was Mr. Das, CMD of NTPC — a senior IIT Kharagpur man, much my senior in experience and stature. It was my first interaction with him.

I had joined Eastern Region barely two months earlier. Our seasoned site in-charge, SNS, had been stationed there for two years and had even toured Japan at MHI’s works. I was confident the technical aspects would be properly represented.

The meeting began smoothly.

Mr. Das was generous in his praise for Mitsubishi.

> “Excellent planning. Exemplary discipline. That is why Japan funds such projects.”

I relaxed slightly.

Then he looked up sharply.

> “Who is in-charge of BHEL here?”

I stood.

“Sir, I am S. N. Roy.”

That introduction acted like ignition in a combustion chamber.

Without giving me an opportunity to explain ground realities, he launched into a fierce criticism.

> “Shoddy execution! No seriousness! Repeated delays! This is unacceptable!”

I attempted politely:

> “Sir, if I may explain the constraints—”

But he did not allow a word.

Then came the statement that changed everything.

Turning to NEEPCO’s GM, he said:

> “Stop further payments to BHEL until performance improves.”

That was not just criticism — that was operational suffocation.

I have endured harsh reviews before. But denying payment without hearing our position? That struck at institutional dignity and practical reality.

I waited for him to finish. I allowed the steam to escape fully.

Then I replied — calmly, but firmly:

> “Sir, if payments are stopped, we cannot pay our agencies. If that is the decision, then perhaps the intention is not to complete the project. In that case, we may have to close our operations.”

You could hear the silence settle like dust after a blast.

He was clearly not accustomed to being answered back — especially by someone he probably viewed as a supplier rather than a partner.

His face tightened. Papers were gathered abruptly.

> “This is insubordination!”

And he walked out of the conference hall.

After the Storm

For a few seconds, nobody moved.

Then senior NEEPCO officers quietly approached me.

> “Mr. Roy, well said.”

“Someone had to point out the practical side.”

“We were surprised at his hostility.”

It appeared the issue was not purely technical. Sometimes authority seeks compliance more than clarity.

But the day’s drama was not over.

Dinner — The Second Act

As per tradition, we hosted a dinner in the evening for NEEPCO, MHI, and our officers.

When Mr. Das arrived, I went forward to receive him.

He looked through me as if I were invisible.

I smiled. Engineers develop insulation early in life.

After a few pegs, however, insulation failed.

He began searching for me in the gathering.

> “Roy! You think you are very smart?”

His voice was loud, animated.

My own temperature began rising again. Before I could react, GM Barkatoki of NEEPCO leaned close and whispered in my ear:

> “Mr. Roy, please ignore him. When he drinks, he doesn’t know what he is doing.”

That whisper probably prevented a second explosion.

Our senior colleague Mr. B. P. Dey tactfully moved beside him and gently steered him toward the exit, almost like taking a vibrating machine safely offline.

Once his car left, the mood changed instantly.

NEEPCO officers surrounded me — laughing.

> “Mr. Roy, this is always the last scene after a few pegs!”

“Today you were the unfortunate co-actor.”

Apparently, my response during the meeting had bruised his ego, and the dinner was his attempt at retaliation.

Fortunately, within two months he retired.

A Different Leadership

Mr. Katoki took charge thereafter — another IIT Kharagpur man, but entirely different in temperament.

Measured. Professional. Solution-oriented.

Our interactions were constructive. Issues were discussed, not dramatized.

The project regained momentum and steadily moved toward scheduled completion.

At that time, another uncertainty loomed — the shadow of ULFA activity in Assam. There were whispers, concerns, risk assessments.

I once expressed my apprehension to Mr. Katoki.

He smiled reassuringly.

> “Don’t worry, Roy. Through mediators, I have explained to them that this project will bring prosperity to Assam. Stable power means industry, employment, development. Even they understand that.”

That quiet confidence carried weight.

Management Reflections — From a Controlled Explosion

Looking back, I admit I lost my cool — but only after restraint had been exhausted.

Kathalgudi taught me:

1. Let anger exhaust itself before responding.

2. Never allow financial throttling to be used as intimidation.

3. Authority without listening weakens institutions.

4. Temperament is as critical as technical competence.

5. Projects run on trust as much as on turbines.

In engineering terms, that day was a pressure test.

The system oscillated. The safety valve lifted. The fuse nearly blew.

But ultimately, stability was restored.

And the Kathalgudi combined cycle plant did come online — not merely with gas and steam — but with mutual respect restored and relationships reset.

Sometimes leadership is not about avoiding confrontation.

It is about knowing when to stand firm — and when to step back — so that the larger project, and the larger purpose, can move forward.

Farakka when I had to live with my wits alone

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Farakka: When I Had to Live by My Wits Alone

There are comfortable postings.
There are challenging postings.
And then there are postings that test whether you deserve to call yourself a leader.

My posting to Farakka fell in the third category.

At that time, I was at Vizag Steel Plant, having just completed the erection of the captive power station with blowers as Site In-Charge. The work was tough but satisfying — the kind where you sleep well because steel and steam obeyed you during the day.

Then came the order from Corporate Office, Delhi.

Overnight transfer.

Destination: Farakka Super Thermal Power Project.
Role: Replace the existing Site Head from BHEL.
Reason (unofficial but well known): NTPC was unhappy.

In two years, only 7% progress had been achieved on the 500 MW project.

I was being sent to control the damage.

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Prelude in Kolkata: The First Skirmish

Before proceeding to Farakka, I halted in Kolkata. At that time, Eastern Region was under RNB. I met him as a matter of courtesy.

To my surprise, Mr. Dube from HR calmly declared:

“Eastern Region has not received any copy of such transfer order.”

I showed him the Corporate Order.
I showed him the Southern Region release order.

Still, procedural silence.

Now, I am generally a polite man. But I dislike bureaucratic theatre.

So, sitting in RNB’s office, I reached for the telephone.

Not dramatically. Just quietly.

“I think I should speak to CMD,” I said.

The CMD himself had initiated this transfer to pacify NTPC’s growing irritation. I had earlier worked at Singrauli, so NTPC’s higher management knew me.

That simple gesture — reaching for the phone — did the trick.

Suddenly, files started moving.

My joining was “accepted”.

Later I realised something important.

This was not confusion.

It was orchestration.

The sitting Site In-Charge at Farakka — let us call him SKG — had been there since Phase I (3 × 220 MW). Nearly 10 years in one location. Deep roots. Political contacts. Contractor loyalties. Trade union friendships.

And now, an outsider was coming.

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The Art of Not Giving Charge

I reached Farakka with the naïve optimism of a soldier reporting to the battlefield.

I assumed I would take charge within a week.

SKG had other ideas.

For nearly a month, he copied letters to every possible office. Queries. Clarifications. Administrative technicalities.

Charge was not handed over.

I contacted RNB again.

He expressed “inability.”

That was when I realised something fundamental:

In leadership, authority on paper is different from authority in action.

So I applied a simple management principle — create a deadline with consequences.

I gave SKG two days.

Calmly.

“In two days, if charge is not handed over, I escalate to CMD.”

No shouting. No drama. Just a timeline.

He vacated.

But before leaving, he planted what I call “time bombs.”

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The Minefield

When a man spends 10 years at one site, he doesn’t just build projects — he builds ecosystems.

Farakka in early 1990s was not an engineering site alone. It was:

• Political undercurrents
• Trade union activism at its peak
• Contractor networks
• BHEL site staff enjoying informal privileges
• Hostile officers who were unsure about the new man

And there I was — with no real backing from HQ.

For the first time in my career, I felt I was living purely by my wit.

But life had prepared me.

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Lessons from Barauni Refinery

My early years at Barauni Refinery were in a rough, demanding industrial environment. There, if you showed fear, you were finished.

Those days taught me:

1. Never react emotionally in hostile environments.
2. Understand the power structure before exercising authority.
3. Separate noise from risk.
4. Win the neutral majority before confronting the vocal minority.

Farakka needed exactly that approach.

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Strategy 1: Stabilize Before Speed

The temptation was to prove myself quickly.

But I first stabilised the ecosystem.

• I met NTPC officials individually.
• I listened more than I spoke.
• I assessed real progress versus paper progress.
• I identified bottlenecks: engineering gaps, contractor delays, labour indiscipline.

When entering turbulence, the first job is not acceleration — it is balance.

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Strategy 2: Don’t Fight All Battles

Trade unions were aggressive.

If I had chosen confrontation, the project would have stalled further.

Here, my late friend G. S. Sohal of NTPC became invaluable. He understood the internal dynamics and helped moderate union tensions.

Lesson:

In hostile territory, build at least one trusted ally within the system.

He became that bridge.

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Strategy 3: Remove Informal Privileges Gradually

Some BHEL site employees had grown accustomed to “advantages.”

Direct removal would have triggered rebellion.

So instead:

• I introduced process discipline.
• Linked privileges to measurable output.
• Shifted discussions from entitlement to performance.

When systems become objective, personal grievances lose oxygen.

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Strategy 4: Visible Commitment

In troubled projects, morale is low because people don’t believe completion is possible.

So I made it visible:

• Regular site rounds.
• Daily review meetings.
• Transparent milestone tracking.
• No closed-door politics.

When the leader is seen on the ground, resistance weakens.

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The Numbers That Matter

When I took over, only 7% work had been completed in two years.

In the next two and a half years, we completed the remaining 93%.

Two 500 MW units were commissioned.

That was not merely engineering success.

That was organizational turnaround.

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What Farakka Taught Me

Looking back, Farakka remains one of the toughest assignments of my career.

Not because of engineering complexity.

But because:

• There was no cushion from HQ.
• A section of officers was hostile.
• Political and union pressures were intense.
• The predecessor had deep networks.

I survived and delivered because of a few principles:

1. Authority Must Be Asserted Early

Delay invites resistance.

2. Calmness Is a Weapon

When others expect anger, offer silence.

3. Escalation Is a Tool — Use It Sparingly

Reaching for that phone in Kolkata worked because I did not misuse that power later.

4. Performance Silences Politics

Once turbines begin rotating, opposition weakens.

5. Tough Postings Build Character

Comfortable postings build resumes.

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A Touch of Humour

Many years later, someone asked me:

“Roy saab, were you not afraid?”

I said,

“In Barauni I learnt to handle boilers. In Farakka I learnt to handle human boilers.”

Both require pressure control.

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Final Reflection

At 80, when I look back at my long journey — from Barauni to BHEL to NTPC projects — Farakka stands out.

There, I was not protected by systems.

There, I had to rely on:

• Experience
• Instinct
• Relationships
• And a little strategic stubbornness

Leadership is tested not when everything supports you.

It is tested when:

• You are isolated.
• The environment is hostile.
• The clock is ticking.
• And results are non-negotiable.

Farakka was that crucible.

And I remain grateful for it.

Because it proved something to me:

When institutions hesitate, individuals must act !

The Terminal of Eternity

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The Terminal of Eternity

Saxena was one of those overworked IT honchos whose smartwatch kept reminding him to breathe as if he were a guest user on his own lungs. His startup was at that delicate stage where it needed funding, which basically meant Delhi, meetings, and unlimited “follow-ups.”

He flew from Bangalore to Delhi, met a series of HNIs( high networth individuals )—each one promising “Let me think about it”—until midnight. By then he was stretched thinner than a government file.

He checked into a super deluxe hotel, ordered his so-called power dinner, and collapsed on the bed. He expected to wake up tired. Instead, he woke up nobody.

No room.

No bed.

Not even a body.

Just a vast, silent emptiness—something like an airport terminal whose architect forgot to submit the drawings. Saxena wasn’t sure he even had eyes, but he felt awake.

Voices floated around him—shocked, confused, multilingual. A Tamil worry, a Punjabi protest, an English complaint. He understood all of them, perfectly. Strangely, none of them had faces. Or forms. They were just… presences.

A soft glow appeared, like an inverter bulb saving electricity for someone else. A calm voice announced:

“Welcome. You are at the Terminal of Eternity. Departures only.”

Panic erupted.

“Terminal? Kaun sa flight?”

“I have an early meeting!”

“My EMI is due!”

“Return ticket??”

Saxena, who had seen enough production issues at 2 AM to stay calm, asked, “What happened to us?”

The voice replied with the efficiency of a seasoned passport officer:

“Simple. You died. Your brain carried your memories. That hardware is gone. You are now just consciousness—without baggage.”

Saxena felt oddly peaceful.

No deadlines.

No term sheets.

No KPIs breathing down his neck.

Just awareness.

One by one, the formless presences were pulled toward a soft radiance—each “boarding” silently.

Saxena drifted too, and the voice spoke one last time:

“Life gave you a name, a job, and memories.

Death takes them back.

What remains is only you—without roles, without fear, without hurry.”

He felt himself becoming lighter, like a flame without a lamp.

“Your life was the waiting room,” the voice added.

“The journey begins when you drop the baggage you carried for years.”

Saxena dissolved gently into the glow—

not as an IT honcho,

not as a founder chasing investors,

but as a small spark rejoining a limitless light.

The Terminal of Eternity faded behind him.

The real journey had begun.

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"Asato ma sat gamaya,

Tamaso ma jyotir gamaya,

Mrityor ma amritam gamaya."

Meaning:

- "Asato ma sat gamaya": Lead me from unreal to real (or from darkness to light).

- "Tamaso ma jyotir gamaya": Lead me from darkness to light.

- "Mrityor ma amritam gamaya": Lead me from death to immortality.

This mantra is from the Brihadaranyaka Upanishad and is a prayer for guidance and enlightenment. It's a beautiful expression of the human desire for spiritual growth and self-realization. 🙏

“The Editor Who Wrote the Plot — and Quietly Scripted My Beginning.”

Saraswati’s Evening Lamp — and the Secret Apprenticeship of a Nephew

When my uncle, Nishith Roy, took over the editorship of Saraswati in the late 1970s, he inherited not merely a magazine but a century of expectation. Founded in Allahabad in 1900, Saraswati had shaped modern Hindi literature. By the time he assumed charge, however, the literary climate had changed. The glory years were past; finances were strained; readership patterns were shifting.

Yet he did not treat it as a fading relic. He treated it as a living responsibility.

He believed that even in twilight, a lamp must burn steadily.

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The Administrator Who Observed Humanity

Before he was an editor, he was a Deputy Magistrate — a role that exposed him daily to the theatre of human nature.

He encountered:

• Land disputes older than the litigants themselves
• Respectable men who lied politely
• Petty criminals who philosophised
• Shady characters who mistook cunning for intelligence

These encounters did not remain confined to government files. They quietly transformed into literature.

The celebrated series “Dipti ki Chitthi” became one of the distinctive features of his tenure. Structured as letters, it carried administrative realism wrapped in personal reflection. Through Dipti’s voice, readers glimpsed the loneliness of authority, the ethical dilemmas of governance, and the subtle humour that emerges when power meets absurdity.

The letters were neither sensational nor sentimental. They were observant. Balanced. Humane.

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The Detective Before the Editor

4 Lowther Road, Allahabad 

Even before taking the reins of Saraswati, my uncle had been writing detective fiction.

His sleuth, Man Singh, was unmistakably inspired by the intellectual sobriety of Byomkesh Bakshi — analytical, restrained, psychologically perceptive. Yet the structure of the plots bore the elegance of Agatha Christie: carefully placed clues, closed circles of suspects, and climactic revelations grounded in logic.

And where did this cerebral detective operate from?

Our ancestral house —
4, Lowther Road, Allahabad.

The quiet colonial bungalow became fictional headquarters. Verandahs turned into planning chambers; drawing rooms hosted interrogations. Alongside Man Singh stood Dhunayee, his loyal assistant — practical, grounded, occasionally bemused but essential to the detective’s success.

For us, the boundary between fiction and domestic life blurred delightfully. One half expected a mysterious visitor to knock at odd hours.

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The Literary Ambush

Then came the episode that, in hindsight, feels like both mischief and mentorship.

After 1978, a few articles appeared in Saraswati under my name.

The minor technical issue was that I had not written them.

He had.

When I raised a hesitant objection, he brushed it aside with the composure of a magistrate dismissing a weak appeal. His logic seemed unassailable:
Now that your name has appeared in print, you must grow worthy of it.

It was the most elegant literary trap I have ever encountered.

Looking back, I realize he was not misusing my name; he was investing in it. Once one’s name is in a serious literary journal, one feels accountable. That quiet pressure perhaps nudged me toward eventually writing my own books.

If I became an author, the seed may well have been planted by that playful forgery.

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From Bench to Bar — The Strategist Revealed

In 2002, he spent a month with us in Bhopal. Those evenings became informal seminars. It was then that he narrated another remarkable chapter of his life.

After resigning from judicial service, he had practiced as a lawyer in the Allahabad High Court.

In one significant case, his opponent was the formidable Siddharth Shankar Roy — distinguished lawyer and statesman, known for his command over argument.

My uncle described how he had patiently constructed his reasoning, leading the argument step by step into a position from which retreat required concession. It was not aggression; it was architecture.

After the exchange, Siddharth Shankar Roy reportedly remarked in lighter vein:

“You must be a Bengali to trap me like that.”

He narrated this not with pride, but with a soft, amused smile.

It was the same smile, I suspect, with which he had once placed my name beneath his articles.

Strategy, in his hands, was always subtle.

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The Editor as Custodian

During his stewardship, Saraswati may not have regained its former circulation, but it retained dignity. He resisted dilution. He upheld literary seriousness. He infused the magazine with realism, intellectual detective fiction, and reflective prose.

When the magazine eventually ceased publication in 1980 due to financial difficulties, it did so with grace, not surrender.

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A Legacy Beyond Pages

Looking back, I see a remarkable continuity:

• As Deputy Magistrate, he understood human motives.
• As Lawyer, he mastered argument.
• As Writer, he shaped narrative.
• As Editor, he protected tradition.
• As Uncle, he engineered my reluctant initiation into authorship.

Some legacies are measured in awards or circulation figures. His was measured in influence — quiet, steady, transformative.

And somewhere, in memory, I still see 4, Lowther Road:
Man Singh thinking deeply, Dhunayee waiting attentively, Dipti’s next letter arriving — and my uncle, pen in hand, smiling at yet another carefully constructed plot.

In preserving Saraswati during its twilight, he ensured that its final glow was neither dim nor desperate.

It was dignified.
Like the man himself.

Note:

A Note on Saraswati Magazine

Saraswati was the first significant modern Hindi literary monthly, launched in January 1900 from Allahabad (now Prayagraj) by the Indian Press under Chintamani Ghosh. It soon became the most influential Hindi journal of the early twentieth century.

Its golden period began under the editorship of Mahavir Prasad Dwivedi (1903–1920), a phase often referred to as the Dwivedi Yug in Hindi literature. During this era, Saraswati played a decisive role in standardizing Khari Boli Hindi prose, promoting literary discipline, and encouraging socially conscious writing.

Many of the most celebrated Hindi writers either contributed to or were nurtured by Saraswati, including:

Maithili Sharan Gupt

Premchand

Suryakant Tripathi ‘Nirala’

Jaishankar Prasad

Mahadevi Verma

Ramdhari Singh ‘Dinkar’

Subhadra Kumari Chauhan

Through poetry, essays, fiction, and literary criticism, Saraswati shaped modern Hindi literature and became a cultural institution rather than merely a magazine. Its influence extended beyond literature into social reform, nationalism, and linguistic development.

For decades, to be published in Saraswati was not merely an achievement — it was a recognition of literary legitimacy.

The Great Kolkata Cash Carousel

 The Great Kolkata Cash Carousel

In the sweltering heat of Kolkata's summer, a flashy ad popped up in every dingy tea stall and on the cracked screens of second-hand mobiles: "EARN 15,000 MONTHLY! NO QUALIFICATIONS NEEDED! ANY GENDER, CASTE, RELIGION WELCOME! INTERVIEWS AT GRAND HOTEL, TODAY ONLY!" It was like Diwali came early for the city's underbelly. By noon, a queue snaked around the block, longer than the one for subsidized rice during floods. Slum dwellers, rickshaw pullers, and even a few housewives with dreams of escaping their in-laws' nagging lined up, clutching crumpled resumes that were basically just their Aadhaar cards.

Inside the hotel's stuffy conference room, Rajesh, the "HR Manager" – a slick guy with a fake gold chain and a mustache that screamed '80s villain – scanned the crowd with a grin. "Next! You, the one with the hungry eyes. Name?"

"Vimal, sir," mumbled a lanky kid from the Salt Lake slums, his shirt two sizes too big. "I... I can do anything. Sweep floors, lift boxes, even dance if you pay extra."

Rajesh chuckled, eyeing Vimal like a pawn in a chess game. "Dance? Ha! No need for that, beta. We're a data entry firm. Sit tight, type stuff. Easy peasy. Selected!"

By evening, 50 lucky souls were chosen – all from the city's forgotten corners, where "steady job" meant hawking chai or dodging eviction notices. They high-fived each other outside, whispering, "Finally, bhai! No more begging from relatives."

A week later, they crammed into a rickety auto-rickshaw headed to the "office" – a two-story hovel squeezed into a narrow lane in North Kolkata, where laundry lines crisscrossed like spider webs and stray dogs ruled the alleys. The place looked more like a haunted adda than a workplace. Faded posters of Bollywood stars peeled from the walls, and the "computers" were four ancient desktops that wheezed like asthmatic uncles.

"Welcome, team!" Rajesh boomed, handing out forms. "Fill in your bank details. Salary straight to account – no chit-chat with pesky tellers."

Priya, a feisty girl from the same slum as Vimal, raised an eyebrow. "Bank details? Arre, boss, I don't even have a bank account that isn't overdrawn. What if you deposit and it vanishes into thin air?"

Rajesh winked. "Trust me, didi. Magic happens here."

On joining day, ping! 7,500 rupees hit their accounts as "advance." The group erupted in cheers. Vimal stared at his phone screen. "Yaar, this is more than I've seen in months! I was this close to pickpocketing tourists at Victoria Memorial."

"Shh, idiot," hissed Ratan, a burly guy with a tattoo of a cobra on his arm. "Don't jinx it. Finally, we eat biryani instead of khichdi."

Their "job"? Taking turns on those four creaky computers, entering nonsense data like "apple banana cat dog" into endless spreadsheets. Most of the time, they lounged on plastic chairs, sipping chai from a street vendor, gossiping about everything from cricket to crushes.

By month's end, another 7,500 landed. No questions asked. In the dim office light, they huddled like conspirators.

Vimal leaned in. "Guys, this is too good. We're getting paid to do jackshit. I feel like a king... or a conman. Remember, I almost turned to thievery? This is better – legal thievery!"

Priya smirked, fanning herself with a torn magazine. "Legal? Ha! Last week, I typed 'boobies' by mistake, and no one cared. But seriously, bhaiya, if they kick us out, I'm back to selling fake jewelry on the streets. At least here, I can flirt with the chai-wala without my ma yelling."

Ratan flexed his muscles. "Flirt? Didi, with your sharp tongue, you'd scare off a tiger. But yeah, I'm staying. My wife's already planning a new TV. If this is a scam, let it scam me rich!"

One fateful afternoon, Rajesh summoned them all. The air thickened with tension – was this the boot? Instead, in strolled Jacob, a towering Nigerian with muscles like a Maidan footballer, dreadlocks bouncing, and a smile that could sell ice to Eskimos. He looked like he could bench-press a tram.

"Listen up, my friends!" Jacob boomed in a thick accent, his voice echoing off the peeling walls. "I'm Jacob, your new big boss from Lagos. You all been good mules – wait, I mean, employees! From now, salary bump to 20,000! But rule one: Money drops in your account? Withdraw pronto and hand to Rajesh. No delay, no questions."

Vimal's eyes widened. "Mules? Like donkeys? Boss, I'm confused. And why the hurry? What if I want to buy a new phone first?"

Jacob laughed, a deep rumble. "Ha! Donkey? No, no, smart boy. Think of it as... express delivery. Big sums coming – lakhs, maybe crores! You withdraw, give to Rajesh. We handle the rest. And rule two: Mouth shut! Tell anyone – poof! Job gone. Family trouble too, eh?"

Priya crossed her arms, eyeing Jacob up and down. "Big sums? Sounds fishy, uncle. What are we, ATMs with legs? And you look like you could play for Mohun Bagan – why not scam on the field instead?"

Jacob grinned wider. "Feisty one! I like you. Football? Been there, scored that. But this game's more fun – no red cards, only green bucks. You all needy, right? Slums, struggles? We help each other. Win-win!"

Ratan nodded eagerly. "I'm in, boss! My account's ready. Deposit away – I'll withdraw faster than Usain Bolt!"

From the next day, it was chaos comedy. Ping! A lakh hits Vimal's account. He bolts to the bank, sweating bullets. "Arre, didi at the counter, quick! Withdraw all!"

Back at the office, he hands it to Rajesh. "Boss, felt like I was in a Bollywood heist. Heart pounding – what if cops show?"

Rajesh pockets it smoothly. "Good boy. Next time, act normal. Smile like you're buying veggies."

Priya's turn: Two lakhs. She struts in, cash in a plastic bag. "Here, take your dirty money. But boss, if this is illegal, at least make it exciting. Add some drama – chase scenes, maybe?"

Jacob, overhearing via video call, chuckles. "Drama? Girl, this is Kolkata – traffic's enough drama! Keep quiet, get paid. Or else... well, let's say I know people who make problems disappear faster than your monsoon floods."

Vimal whispered to Priya later, "Yaar, we're mules for scammers! Nigerian prince stuff, but real. I was gonna pickpocket, now I'm the pocket!"

Priya giggled. "Shh! At 20k a month, I'll mule till the cows come home. But if Jacob asks me out, I'm saying yes – those abs could crack coconuts!"

Ratan butted in. "Abs? Focus, people! Next deposit's mine. Let's make this the best fraud family ever!"

And so, the mule network thrived in that shabby lane, a hilarious web of desperation, deposits, and dodgy deals. They laughed off the risks, bantering like old pals, until one day... but that's another scam story. For now, in Kolkata's underbelly, easy money flowed like the Hooghly – murky, fast, and full of surprises.

The Great Kolkata Cash Carousel: Part 2 – Mule Mayhem

The shabby office in that North Kolkata lane buzzed like a beehive on steroids. The 50 mules – er, employees – had settled into their routine: Ping goes the phone, dash to the bank, hand over the cash to Rajesh, pocket their cut, and repeat. It was like a twisted game of musical chairs, but with lakhs instead of seats. Vimal, Priya, and Ratan formed the unofficial "Mule Trio," cracking jokes to mask the growing unease.

One evening, as the sun dipped behind the crumbling rooftops, Jacob called another meeting. He sauntered in, football under his arm like a trophy, his jersey stained from a recent match with some local club. "My people!" he boomed, flashing that megawatt grin. "You all stars now. But let me tell you my story – keep it real, eh?"

Vimal perked up, munching on a samosa. "Story time? Boss, you look like you could star in a Nollywood flick. Spill!"

Jacob leaned against a rickety table, which creaked under his bulk. "Ah, started as foreign student, you know? Came to Kolkata for uni – cheap fees, spicy food, crazy traffic. But books? Boring! I play football for East Bengal reserves – score goals, make fans cheer. With match cash and... side gigs, I build this. Smart business, no? You all family now. More money coming – digital arrests, fake lotteries, all that jazz from my boys back home."

Priya's eyes narrowed, but she couldn't help smirking. "Digital arrests? Like, 'Hello, this is police, pay up or jail'? And you're funding it with football kicks? Boss, that's next-level multitasking. But why us slum rats? Couldn't you hire posh kids from Salt Lake?"

Jacob laughed, a thunderous sound that rattled the ancient fans. "Posh kids? They snitch! You all hungry – do anything for rupee. Like you, skinny boy," he pointed at Vimal. "Rajesh say you almost pickpocket? Ha! Now you pro – no touch, just withdraw!"

Ratan flexed, trying to match Jacob's vibe. "I'm in, chief! But what's a digital arrest? Sounds like my phone getting grounded."

"Simple, muscle man," Jacob explained, tossing the ball in the air. "Call from 'police' – say victim in big trouble, transfer money quick. Victim panics, sends to our accounts here. You mules withdraw, money vanishes into air. Poof! We split – I get lion's share for my... investments."

Just then, Rajesh slithered in, his fake gold chain glinting under the bulb. He clapped his hands sharply. "Enough chit-chat! Listen up, you lot. Jacob's the brain, I'm the muscle here. And among you – yeah, you innocents – I got my own guys. Spies, watchers. One wrong word, one sneaky call to cops? They'll report. Boom – you're out. Or worse."

Vimal gulped, nearly choking on his samosa. "Spies? Like James Bond in our group? Boss, that's paranoid! We're all broke buddies here."

Rajesh's mustache twitched menacingly. "Paranoid? Smart, beta. Last batch? One fool blabbed to his girlfriend. Now he's... let's say, enjoying free room and board in Tihar. You think this is game? Calls come from Nigeria, Dubai, even Cambodia – untraceable. Money spreads like wildfire, vanishes. You get 20k, I get... well, more. High pay for high risk. Now scat – next deposit tomorrow!"

Priya whispered to the trio as they shuffled out. "Spies? Ha! Bet it's that quiet guy in the corner, always staring. But 20k? I'll spy on myself if needed. Vimal, you okay? You look like you saw a ghost."

Vimal wiped his brow. "Yaar, I was gonna steal wallets, now I'm in international scam league? Jacob's footballer by day, fraudster by night – like Batman, but evil. And Rajesh? That crook's probably rolling in crores, buying gold chains for his gold chains!"

Ratan grinned, slapping Vimal's back. "Lighten up! Think of it as adventure. Next time money drops, I'll withdraw in style – maybe moonwalk out the bank. 'Officer, it's legit – from my Nigerian uncle!'"

Priya rolled her eyes. "Moonwalk? With your two left feet? Please. But seriously, if spies are watching, let's act normal. No more samosa parties – wait, screw that, bring extra tomorrow!"

As the mules dispersed into the humid night, the operation hummed on. Jacob headed to his next match, Rajesh counted his stacks in the back room, and the trio plotted their next banter session. Little did they know, the web was tightening – but for now, in Kolkata's chaotic lanes, the cash carousel spun wildly, fueled by desperation, deposits, and a dash of dark humor.

*Footnote: This tale draws from real-life scams routinely busted by Indian police, where mule networks launder money from digital arrest frauds, phishing, and international cybercrimes. Funds from panicked victims get dispersed through such accounts and vanish into untraceable channels. Local handlers like Rajesh are often well-compensated operatives, while calls originate from foreign hubs like Nigeria or Southeast Asia.*

From Farah's Exile Chic to Iran's Echo Revolt: The Tailor Who Stitched a Queen's Last Stand Spills All in Our Trastevere Tell-All!"

**Vogue Global Dish: Tailor's Juicy Spill on Farah's Epic Coat Dash—As Iran's Rebels Rewrite History!**  

*Spilled by Your Fly-on-the-Wall Reporter, Trastevere's Grimiest Hideout, January 22, 2026*  

He hissed secrets like a starlet dodging paparazzi, the ancient tailor, voice so hushed you'd swear blabbing louder might summon Farah's shade or today's Tehran protesters marching for change. Dive into his "retirement pad"—a scandalously squalid Trastevere hole, thick with camphor whiffs, cat fluff, and limoncello vibes from Reagan's era. Walls peeling like a bad facelift, decked in dog-eared *Vogues* starring Farah's prime and polaroids of him cozying up to Valentino. Workbench? Hot mess express: thread tangles, fabric scraps, a half-gone prosciutto guarded by Stitch the cat, batting my recorder like yesterday's news. Sagging cot buried in mink remnants and a telly tuned to BBC: Iranians rallying in streets, voices rising with "Woman, Life, Freedom!" calls amid the push for reform. The irony? Forty-seven years after Farah's flight, Iran's stirring again—history's full-circle fashion moment. Twisted fingers fiddle phantom threads. Ex-Valentino vault insider, all discretion. "Coat chatter?" he purrs, eyeing the screen. "Darling, dig into *the night*. And chuckle at time's twist!"

**Tehran's '79 Tea: Revolution's Sassiest Street Party**  

Tehran, Jan '79? No beauty rest—that town was buzzing with unrest, a whirlwind where Khomeini posters waved like must-haves. Our insider jets in undercover for Empress "final-fits"—subtle, right? Streets layered in slogans: "Marg bar Shah!" echoing from mosques turned rally hubs, corners flickering with fires. Air heavy with tension, tear gas hints, and market bustle. Shah's polished world—glitzy galas, lavish lounges, oil elegance—was fraying fast. Guards shifted sides, friends whispered betrayals, Ayatollah tapes fueled the fervor. Youth lobbed stones at cars; markets hummed with change. "Revolts?" he snickers, eyes alight. "They arrive with flair—sense them in doors clicking shut!" Valentino's coat? Ivory elegance, sleek lines, no extras—just smart protection. Fur topper? Warm and discreet. Farah held steady at fitting—no flicker. "Steadier than steel," he notes. "More chilling than jitters!" Outside: "Death to Shah!" rolled like a chant chorus.

**Mehrabad Madness: Shah & Farah's Coat-Cloaked Exit—Gossip Gold!**  

That runway? Endless stretch of suspense. Tailor hangs by the tarmac—"for any rips," as if seams topped the stakes. Enter Farah and Shah, escorts on edge, crowd beyond barriers alive with shouts, tears, quiet stares, "Marg bar Shah!" swelling strong. Stones skipped close—*plink!* on pavement, *crack!* near feet. Barriers strained; tension peaked.  

Farah shone through. Coat secured high, shoulders set, chin firm. Breeze lifted the hem—*swish!*—a graceful ripple against the storm. Shah close by; engines hummed; stones flew—*thud!* near the wing—as she stepped up, profile poised: timeless grace in turmoil. No look back. Plane rose, Iran faded. "Composure!" tailor enthuses, bench-tap emphatic. "Beyond fear or fury—she commanded it all!"

**Reverse Revolt Remix: Iran's New Chapter Echoes the Past**  

Jet away; tailor back to routine. Atelier hummed—fittings, talk, now news scrolls. That coat? Etched in lore. Now 2026: Iran's unrest builds, crowds calling "Woman, Life, Freedom!" in a push against the old guard—mirroring '79's energy in reverse. Farah's poise feels prescient. "Clothes carry stories," tailor muses at the screen. "They're history's quiet narrators!" Hands fold, seam sealed: fabric, falls, fervor, and fate's loop. Rome buzzes; here, tales endure.

***

The Brass Lamp of Bagha Beach

The Brass Lamp of Baga Beach

Raman had promised his family Goa.

For a lower middle-class clerk from Nagpur, a promise like that was not made lightly. It was born on a sweaty summer night, whispered to his wife Meena as their children slept on the floor mattress—twelve-year-old Rishi sprawled like a starfish, and eight-year-old Ananya clutching her doll. Raman had no savings worth the name, but he had resolve, and a habit of honouring his word.

They travelled by overnight bus, knees jammed, tempers frayed, the children oscillating between excitement and nausea. By dawn, Goa greeted them with palm trees, salt-laden air, and the roar of the Arabian Sea. Raman found a cheap lodge—peeling paint, a reluctant ceiling fan, but clean sheets and a balcony from where one could hear waves arguing with the shore.

The first morning, they went to the beach early, before the tourists woke and before the sun turned cruel. The sand was cool, damp, and dotted with fishermen hauling nets that shimmered like silver lace. Raman waded into the water to rinse his feet when he noticed a middle-aged man struggling waist-deep in the surf.

The man was stout, moustached, and clearly unused to the sea. His wife stood anxiously at a distance, shouting instructions that the waves ignored.

Raman hurried over, held the man steady, and guided him through the ritual of dipping, splashing, and retreating before the next wave struck. The man emerged breathless but triumphant.

“Ram Ram sa,” he said, folding his hands. “I am Banwari Lal, from Rajasthan. The sea is more aggressive than our desert winds.”

Raman smiled. “The sea has moods, sahib. You just met a bad one.”

Banwari Lal laughed, a deep, prosperous laugh, the kind that came from full stomachs and successful deals. He introduced his wife and called out to his servant, Viru—a lean, sharp-eyed man in his thirties, who soon struck up an easy conversation with Raman over coconut water.

Viru had the rare talent of making friends without trying. He admired Raman for bringing his family by bus; Raman admired Viru for his fearless dive into the waves. By the end of the morning, they were exchanging hotel names and dinner plans.

That evening, Banwari Lal mentioned something curious. During a stroll through the Mapusa flea market, he had bought an old brass lamp from a toothless antique seller.

“Pure junk,” his wife sniffed.

“Or pure luck,” Banwari Lal said cryptically.

The lamp was unmistakable—long-spouted, round-bellied, etched with fading Arabic patterns, darkened by age and neglect. It looked like it had escaped straight from an illustration of Aladdin.

The next morning, Viru came running to Raman’s lodge, breathless and pale.

“Babuji is missing,” he said. “Since dawn. His phone is off. His room untouched.”

He clutched the brass lamp like a child holding a relic.

Raman frowned. “Where did you get this?”

“Last night,” Viru said. “Babuji was polishing it, rubbing it again and again, joking about wishes. He told me to keep it safe. Now he is gone.”

They went straight to the police station, where Detective Miranda listened in silence.

Miranda was portly, calm, and permanently accompanied by a pipe that never seemed fully lit yet always smelled faintly of tobacco. He had the heavy-lidded eyes and patient stillness of a man who believed crimes confessed themselves if given enough time. If Georges Simenon’s Maigret had been reborn in Goa, he would have looked exactly like Miranda—minus the French accent, replaced instead by a soft Konkani lilt.

Beside him sat Sophia, his assistant—sharp, efficient, notebook always open, pen moving even when no one seemed to be speaking. She recorded coughs, pauses, and raised eyebrows with equal seriousness.

“A missing businessman,” Miranda said slowly. “A lamp. And a beach. Goa never disappoints.”

Two days passed. Banwari Lal did not surface.

Miranda visited Banwari Lal’s hotel, examined the room, and asked for the lamp. Something about it bothered him—the excessive polishing marks, the reverence with which Viru handled it.

“This lamp,” Miranda said, tapping it gently with his pipe, “has seen more than it admits.”

He took it to his office and asked Constable Ghorpade to guard it.

The next morning, Miranda nearly dropped his pipe.

A Marwari gentleman sat calmly across his desk, sipping tea.

“I am Banwari Lal,” the man said.

Sophia entered just then. “Sir, Constable Ghorpade is missing. Night duty. Lamp intact.”

Miranda stared at the lamp. Then at Banwari Lal. Then at the empty chair where Ghorpade should have been guarding the lamp.

The dots aligned.

Miranda leaned forward. “Tell me,” he said gently, “how many wishes did you ask for?”

Banwari Lal’s shoulders sagged.

He spoke of greed disguised as curiosity. Of wishes for wealth, then power, then immortality. Of how the lamp had warned him—twice only. The third wish had reversed the bargain. The genie had walked free, and Banwari Lal had been trapped inside the brass prison.

“Ghorpade rubbed it,” he whispered. “He wished.”

Miranda nodded. “And became what you were.”

He leaned back, exhaled a slow ribbon of smoke, and looked at Sophia.

“Now tell me,” he said, “how does one rescue a constable who is currently a supernatural civil servant trapped inside antique brass?”

Sophia did not look up from her notebook. “Sir, as per procedure, we cannot issue a missing person notice for someone who is technically not a person at the moment.”

Miranda sighed. “Goa Police manuals are very limited in imagination.”

She finally looked up. “However, we do have assets.”

Miranda raised an eyebrow. “If you say budget, I will retire today.”

“Salim,” Sophia said calmly.

Miranda stopped mid-puff. “The serial killer Salim?”

“Yes, sir. The one who enjoys bargaining, believes he is smarter than destiny, and has already filed six mercy petitions.”

Miranda smiled faintly. “And costs the exchequer how much per year?”

Sophia flipped a page. “Enough to fund three police jeeps, one monsoon bridge repair, and your pipe tobacco for life.”

Miranda nodded approvingly. “Excellent. Tempt him.”

“With the lamp?”

“With greed,” Miranda corrected. “The lamp is only the delivery system.”

Sophia allowed herself a rare smile. “We tell Salim that rubbing the lamp grants wishes. We supervise. Two wishes allowed.”

“And the third?” Miranda asked.

“He will insist,” Sophia said. “They always do.”

Miranda chuckled. “Criminal psychology is wonderfully predictable.”

The plan worked with embarrassing ease.

Salim rubbed the lamp, wished for power, then freedom. The third wish escaped before Miranda could even light his pipe.

By evening, Constable Ghorpade was back—confused, hungry, and requesting leave.

The lamp sat quietly on the table.

Sophia closed her notebook. “Case resolved. One constable recovered. One trial saved. Budget balanced.”

Miranda tapped the lamp gently. “Justice,” he said, “sometimes needs imagination.”

Banwari Lal left the lamp behind.

Later that evening, Raman received a parcel at his lodge—an envelope thick with cash and a note:

For keeping promises, even to your family. —B.L.

Raman looked at the sea that night, held Meena’s hand, and felt content.

Some promises, he realised, were better than wishes.