Saturday, November 04, 2023
Carrot and stick
Sunday, October 29, 2023
The confession of a thief
The confession of a thief
Babulal ,my assistant called me.
"Sir,I want to meet you. I have an interesting diary with me . It is written in English."
I asked him why he thought it was interesting.
He informed me that it was written by a thief.
He came to my flat with the diary.
I asked him how he could get the diary. With a mysterious smile he said he knew the thief and on a suitable day he would introduce him to me.
Eagerly I started reading the notebook ,it was not a diary ,it was a leather bound frayed notebook.
I come from Mofussil town near Siuri,Birbhum.
We were four close friends:Bhabla,Poltu and Tuku.I was good at studies and my father had a grocery shop in the market. From childhood I have noticed how my father used various locks for the shop and keeping money in the safe. I have been playing with locks and keys since my childhood and tried to figure out how those locks worked. I would go to a locksmith's shop to know more.
He explained to me how a tumbler lock worked.I came to know that when a key is inserted then it would move the individual levers into the appropriate position. As I was visiting him regularly I gained his confidence,also he knew I come from a respectable family.
I studied various types of old historical locks which often came to his shop.I designed some tools which could be used to open any lock.
I experimented with my tool in opening my father's safe, I didn't steal Iany money. It was for fun.
But that skill was not known to my friends.
Bhabla was bad in studies, he would copy my homework. Somehow he could pass through class 7 but flunked in class 8.
My coaching didn't help,he flunked again.
Somehow his passing became my challenge. Then I planned to steal the question papers from the school. I told my friends about my plan.
We went to the school before the examination in the night,my friends kept the guard engaged and I with the help of my special tool opened the lock of the door of the room of the principal and also the almirah in which the question papers were kept. I was carrying a notebook in which I copied the questions and then locked the almirah and the door.
Poltu noticed me coming out,he signalled to Bhabla and Tuku. Thus having got the question papers we all forced Bhabla to mug the answers of the questions,not all questions but the easy ones which In the meanwhile Tukuwere enough to get a passing mark.
Having achieved my first lock breaking other than my father's lock I became confident.
I started looking for a challenge.
One day we were returning from the football field. That time 40 years back I was to appear in higher secondary, when we noticed a poor farmer was crying in his hut. We approached him,he told us that by the next day he would lose his 4 acres of land if he didn't return 20000 the loan which he had taken from the loan shark Bijon Sil.
We went back to my house where every day we spent time after football,my mother would serve muri mixed with a tasty mixture,onion,green chilli,ginger etc.
I had a plan.I stole 20000 from my father's trunk, by the way those days the modern safe was not heard of in rural Bengal,It used to be big steel boxes locked by 7 levers Aligarh lock which was supposed
to be the safest but for me to open any tumbler lock was a child's play.
Next day we gave that money to the farmer and went along with him to pay back the wily Sil.It was around 11 in the morning when we approached his walled gated property. When we told the purpose the guard allowed us to enter.Bhabla knew the guard so he stayed bacck to have a little chat.
Sil was in his drawing room reading the newspaper of the day and was surprised to see us with the farmer.He was more surprised when the farmer paid the money and asked for his legal document of his land. Sil had no choice because we were with him ,he counted the money, went inside his bedroom and heard him opening a trunk to keep the money,then heard the sound of opening the almirah to extract the legal document. He was looking grave as he missed the opportunity of grabbing the land of the poor farmer. He knew my father so didn't make much fuss.
In the meanwhile I had gone inside pretending to go to the toilet and cased the layout of his house.
He didn't even offer a glass of water to us,the rascal!
When we came out,Bhabla informed us that Sil takes opium so that he could get a sound sleep.
The farmer left happy and thanked us profusely!
We went to our football field and sat below our favourite banyan tree and hatched our next plan,I had to return 20000 to my father's safe by next 2 days as on Sunday's he would tally the cash.
Next evening Bhabla went to the gatekeeper when he was away and mixed datura with his daal which he had already prepared.
The plan was the datura which was easily available among wild trees. We had grinded a small quantity so that it was not lethal but was enough to knock him out unconscious.
That night stealthily we came to Sil's house. Bhabla and Poltu remained at the gate to take care of the gatekeeper. He was knocked out lying on the floor. We lifted him and put him on the bed.
Me and Tuku went to the house,it had an old style bolt inside. Silently I drilled a hole and eased out the bolt.
Sil was in deep sleep after ingesting opium,the bunch of keys was bound around his waist,I smiled as I didn't require any key. I have my burglar tools.
I instructed Tuku to stand by the bed of Sil in case he got up.
On tiptoe I approached the trunk ,the lock was not even 7 levers. I could easily open the lock. Not only did I take 20000 ,I took most of the jewellery which poor people had pawned. Against each the names were written with addresses. I locked the almirah and the trunk.
I put everything in the rucksack which I was carrying.
Lucky that nothing abnormal happened. I bolted the door through the hole which had drilled and closed the hole by using the putty which I was carrying.
Thus my career was launched.
We returned those jewellery to the owners with a warning of not to disclose that they had got back those. I put back 20000 which I had borrowed from my father's trunk.
Sil realised those were missing when he opened his trunk to put fresh jewellery for giving loan but was puzzled as there was no sign of break-in.
Next week a story appeared in the local newspaper that a mysterious thief had come stealing from the rich without opening the safes. There was speculation that it could be a ghost. The paper went on to inform that the same type of stealing was reported from the adjoining area.
The local station house office of the police station who was known to
us was puzzled. He advised us to be vigilant,we promised to bring to his notice if we observed anything abnormal.
I passed my higher secondary and before moving to Kolkata for higher study I had to use my lock opening skill in our town under an odd condition.
Well that's for another day.
Monday, October 09, 2023
The man from the moon
Friday, July 28, 2023
Lonely
Monday, July 10, 2023
Chameleon
Monday, June 19, 2023
The mysterious stone
The waves were calmer and sky was partly cloudy with moon playing hide and seek. The beach was strewn with sleeping homeless people.
As though an invisible magnet made me to follow that glowing green figure, I was walking like a somnabulist in my shorts ,tees and barefoot. Could feel the edges of broken sea shell in my feet.
Readers must be wondering what prompted me to this night sojourn in the dead of the night.
It all started with that stone which I purchased thinking it to be emerald from the struggling Telugu actor Raja.
After dinner in the hotel Victoria we went to sleep. I kept that stone on the night table near the bed. In the middle of the night I got up and found a holographic greenish shadowy figure coming out of the stone and beckoning me to follow. I was in NREM (non rapid eye movement) phase of sleep, a kind of slumber. After I started popping sleeping pill my sleep pattern has become installmental, a kind of part time lover,it comes and goes. Like a zombie I got up in my shorts grabbed a few Bank notes strewn on the dressing table and took my mobile, as such this type of action is part of regular going out habit so it was more of mechanical action than a planned action.
My wife was in deep sleep ,the shadowy figure vanished near the door, somehow I had this feeling that the stone was the reason of that figure appearing before me,so I was cluching the stone in one hand my cell phone in other.
I opened the door,the shadowy figure was there in corridor,it glowing green figure in that half lit corridor.
The gate keeper of the hotel was in half sleep ,I waved at him,he was not surprised as many people perform puja of the sea in the night, sea is the symbol of the origin of evolution. I don't think he could see the green glow in front of me,it was for me as I had the stone. When we stepped in the beach then a sweet fragrance wafted on my face and I started hearing a mystical tune as though someone is playing pan flute.
I couldn't break the invisible force which kept pulling me,I looked back at the illuminated hotel and went on following that illusive figure,the mystical sound and fragrance kept lingering. Somehow I was feeling as though the figure was trying to show something to me. Is it leading me to the cove where it is said some people had sighted mermaids. I remembered to have read about the statue of a black mermaid in Copenhagen. Hans Christian Anderson wrote the story The little Mermaid and suddenly I was transported to that fairy world created by the author. The beach has become illuminated by different colour of diffused light, it was full of people in ancient gears. It was a show of myriad colours with floating figures . I felt important as though that show was put for me exclusively. At that patch of sea beach i was the only living being.I was dazzled.
It turned red from green as though in anger and gestured at me angrily and cursed me.
I said Jay Jagannath loudly, heard Raja's voice shouting my name.
"Roysahab where are you?"
I heard the voice of my wife too.
Suddenly it felt like I have come to my senses after a trance,I took a deep breathe of the Ozone rich beach air.
In a weak voice I replied, "I am here !" I raised my mobile with torch on. I was more or less lying on the sand with exhaustion and that stone had vanished in the thin air, that green wisp of human too melted in the dark sea. I looked at the sea and it appeared to me as though a distant figure is bidding good bye and became one with the sea. The fishy smell of the sea shore was back and that mystical music sounded like "pearly shell " by Billy Vaughn orchestra has stopped.
Raja gave a guilty look and said ,"I sold the wrong stone to you!"
"Where did you get the stone from ?"
I asked.
He said ," it was lying somewhere here and that is why when memshaheb rang me and informed me that you have walked out with the stone then I realized you would be somewhere here. I went to your hotel and with memshaheb straight came to this place.!"
Then he asked," Sir where is that stone?"
I showed my empty palm and said ,"Vanished!"
Wednesday, June 07, 2023
Russia and Russians as I know
I have been associated with Russians since my days in Indian Oil Corporation's Refinery at Barauni when Russia was Soviet Union or USSR in 1967 .That Refinery was built by Russians with aid thrown in. Russians had a separate 3 blocks as their hostel.
I remember our ceremonial football matches against Russians after the 15th August flag hoisting.
We were evenly matched but as the refinery expansion work was petering out so during the last encounter they somehow cobbled up 11 players with the lady interpreter playing as goalkeeper. I was the captain of Indian side. Yes,that match we won but don't feel proud about it but appreciate their sporting spirit. Two Russian words used by the players during the match still ring in my ears "dabai" (give )and "khorosho"(good).
I must admit that Russians freely shared their engineering calculations. There was a problem of tankage area not getting proper illumination from Tower lights,each tower had 6 flood lights of 1000 watt each. Though I got all bulbs replaced but still it was not adequate. I went to our archives and looked up illumination design of the plant and I could lay my hand on original calculations and settings. I corrected the solid angle of each of the flood light as per calculated setting, the problem got resolved. That gave me confidence that I can resolve any problem related with Electrical equipment because of those engineering documents.
Next I came across Russian designed 210 MW turbine and generator in BHEL. At one stage in 80s these 210 MW sets were the backbone of Indian grid. Again elaborate documentation helped to carry out repair and maintenance of these sets. I commissioned 5 such sets of LMZ at Singrauli Superthermal Power Station from 1982 to1984.
During my posting at Vizag Steel Plant from 1988 I again met whole lot of Russian experts and their families at Ukkunagaram, the township of steel plant . They had a separate colony inside the township with shop and school. During that stay when Russia disintegrated and those experts were totally dismayed about their nationalities. Overnight friends became foe. Their passports became invalid because Russia was fragmented. Suddenly the usual cheerful Russians became grumpy as their future was uncertain. By 1991 December Russia finally became many countries.
I had visited both Russia and Ukraine in 2003 ,I still remember visiting World Famous art museum Hermitage in St Petersburg, standing on the Red Square in Moscow. I also enjoyed a show of circus in Moscow, they have permanent hall for circus. I still remember the breathtaking acrobatics by Russian gymnasts.
We visited LMZ turbine factory on the right bank of river Neva in St Petersburg.Steam turbines have been produced here since 1907 when the company was licensed to build French Rateau turbines. At the same time it began to build gun turrets, gun mountings and torpedo tubes. It was like our own turbine block at Bhopal. When I met the design engineers then didn't see any computer around,I was curious about this not having computer which by that time has become necessary tool in India. When i asked their chief about it then he gave a tolerant smile to me and said tapping his head, "all data stored here ! "
Curiously our guide Alexendrov who was an accomplished engineer with 7 patents under his belt was not carrying any laptop.
Then I remembered their famous Grandmaster like Karpov, Spassky etc could out maneuver many,to me it appeared each of those engineers were having Karpov or Spassky like quality of storing data in mind.
Our stay in Kiev was eventful, we had visited a tram manufacturing factory known as Tatra Yug. They organized a special tram ride for us to take round of the city.
In both the countries I met hardworking intelligent engineers of both sex.
Yesterday when I heard that a dam in Ukraine has been bombarded by Russian and caused flooding.
I felt sad and frustrated. This mindless war must end, I feel for those civilians of both the countries.
Wednesday, May 24, 2023
My friend Bhaskaran
In April this year when I heard my friend M Bhaskaran is no more then the above quote of Mark Twain came to my mind.
My close association with Bhaskaran was for just 2 years during my training period in Indian Oil Corporation's Gauhati Refinery from 1965 to 1967.
He was one year senior trainee in Chemical stream. Reading book and playing football was our common ground of friendship. He was a voracious reader of English novels. In my mindscape this typical image of him was of his lying down on his bed in his room in the Malaylee mess with a thick novel in his hands held over his chest. I am also a voracious reader from my childhood and when I started reading English novels then it was limited to reading fast paced thrillers of James Bond type. Yes,I was also fond of reading cowboy books of Louis Armour type but not exceeding 200 pages.I was fond of reading Sherlock Holmes, Hercules Poirot, Jeeves etc.
But then Bhaskaran introduced me to reading Harold Robbins, Irving Wallace,Leon Uris etc and those writer's books were more than 400 pages and thus I transcended in reading thicker books or rather I got hooked to those type of books which covers myriad subjects and thus my horizon increased which helped me enhancing my knowledge about the world. The result of that reading thicker book emboldened me to read any book of any subject,thus I broke out from reading only detective or thriller books. In other words I started my journey of reading books on serious subjects. The credit goes to Bhaskaran for giving a new direction to my reading habit.
Our second area of common interest was football. Both of us was representing Gauhati Refinery in football. He was from IIT,Madras and had played for IIT and also he was pole vault champion of IIT. We have traveled with the football team in bus owned by IOC to Digboi Refinery, ONGC Sibsagar ,Oil India Limited,Duliajan to take part in football tournament among oil companies located in Assam. Those road trips increased our bonding and a special kind a camaraderie developed between us.
After a grueling match in the evening we would spend the evening sharing a nip of Old Tavern whiskey between us. Thus our friendship was sealed.
My last meeting was way back in middle seventies when he was posted at Haldia Refinery and I had gone there to help in commissioning a Desalter plant.
. By the end of 1978 i left Indian Oil for BHEL and Bhaskaran left Indian Oil for Kuwait National Oil. After that I had no touch with him but whenever I pickup a book then his smiling face comes to my mind or when I recall my football playing days of Gauhati then those evenings spent over a nip of OT in Sibsagar followed by a dinner of mutton currey and Joha rice, by the way that dinner of Sibsagar is permanently etched in my mind.
RIP,Bhaskaran !
Monday, May 08, 2023
Sweet and sour
We were sitting around a table full of sweets of all varieties, chura,dahi and pickle. I tentatively ate a few sweets and found my tongue was not able take any more sweet. Gautam looked at me and said " Roydada you cannot stop,so much is left."
"No,yar,can't take any more of sweet my tongue is saturated. "
He laughed and said , "That's why the pickle,you take that and it will help to rejuvenate your taste bud and then take more sweet."
Yes,friends in life too if we don't have challenges or problems and when those get resolved then the satisfaction what we get cannot be substituted by anything. It has been about 20 years since my retirement but still I love solving problems be it in office ,society or personal issues.
For example the other day my wife was struggling with Amazon Firestick in our bedroom TV,mind it I am no TV mechanic but could resolve the issue by following some fuzzy logic. After resolving I felt as though I have reached the peak of Mount Everest ,yes that's the kind of kick I got.
Now I am deeply involved in resolving an issue related with water pump which supplies water to 3 overhead tanks placed on the top of three 11storied towers consisting of more than 220 flats in our housing complex which came into existence in 1984,the original pump supplier BE pump has shut shop some 8 years back and out of 3 pumps we are now relying on1 pump as spares are not available for the other 2. I used my resources and located some people dealing with BE pump . It was like detective work burrowing the details matching with our system. This process of working out a solution is kicking up my adrenaline as we are coming closer to the solution and which is an engineering solution.
Like the rest of the occupants I had the choice of not getting involved but as I mentioned the problem resolving is like pickle to me so that the sweetness of success I can relish. All the equipment are about 40 years old and there are recurring problem, problems related with lifts,HV,LV switchgear,transformers, DG set etc gets referred to me.
Very recently i got drive gear assembly of lift replaced.Routinely we are replacing the rope of the lifts. Three months back i got supervised the repair of the generator of DG set. My postulation about life is that most of the problems are man made and is possible to resolve, in the process your wits get sharpened no matter which age you are in numerically. In other words you will forget about your age as society still needs you.
I wrote this piece for my retired friends,resolve your problem by yourself, I know children are there to take care but slowly you will become redundant due to over dependence.
I always end my such blog with my tag line "take it or leave it!" Choice is yours.
"Happiness is not the absence of problems, but the ability to deal with them.” Charles De Montesquieu
Saturday, March 25, 2023
Sepoy Mutiny and beyond
Wednesday, February 22, 2023
Trojan horse
Note;When this story was written in 2005 then the social network Orku was live and throbbing. Now it has been closed down.
Saturday, February 11, 2023
In the meanwhile
Right now a supernova will be exploding and creating another universe about which we have no knowledge. Our earth came into being due to some supernova exploding sending out intense heat to the circling gas and dust.
Out of the 200 billion trillion stars some will be dying down or will get sucked in black hole. When we look up we see stars twhich are many many light-years away. So the star which we see now in reality may not be there. Or to put it another way if theoretically we are on one of those faraway star then may be we will be watching earth of 100,200,300 years back,a kind of time travel.
Coming back on earth the Chinese will be busy in sending balloons to rattle the world. As such that country is pioneer in building all kind of balloons. That reminds during our school days we too made hot air balloons with old newspaper in Delhi. It required only a constant fire at the center of the wire bottom frame. We would climb up on the roof of our 95 block of chummery taking that paper cylinder might be of 2 feet diameter, light the wick and wait for the air to get heated up and then release our creation. It will trudge up and would slowly gain height.
The albatross will be flying over seas in their relentless flight without sleeping or coming down. It seems their half brain goes to sleep and the other half keeps navigating them. I am not sure whether on flight as a group they communicate with each other signaling that his or her half brain is sleeping. Coming to sleep my recent attention is on my sleeping pattern. As I am getting older stopped getting straight sleep of 6 or 7 hours,now I sleep in installments. First 90 minutes REM (rapid eye movement). Yes that's the sleep which is the deepest. I remember we had a junior in our hostel in IIT,Kharagpur, some chatterjee when he was in this kind of deep sleep we lifted his bed with him and kept the bed in the common bathroom! Rest I leave to the imagination of readers.
I am told that Corona like virus will keep on visiting us so we have to be on guard all the times. Many of the people are still wearing mask,I too keep one handy in my pocket but don't put that on.
The other day I read in the paper that many suffered 100 days cough disease , I think I got that, when I look around then I notice people coughing is common. I think it's more to do with the level of AQI ( air quality index) going up. In winter Delhi's AQI level becomes the talking point forgetting that it's a very common problem of all the metros, stubble burning or not it's there. All those vehicles on the road spewing poisonous gas and ambient being low the gases remain at lower level.
Now a days the unknown callers to my mobile has increased. I have to be alert ,there have been attemp to hack my account, for 10 days I kept my account inactive and got my debit card canceled. With increasing age,declining memory keeping oneself mentally alert is quite a job.
In the meanwhile .......will come back with some more in future
Sunday, November 27, 2022
The World Cup Football and me
Somehow that World Cup of 1966 got permanently etched in my memory because of intense discussion with my seniors.
As TV was yet to come in India so always kept track of World Cup through other news Channels but there was not much discussion among us. During my Barauni days from 1967 to 1978 , 3 World Cups happened but in the refinery there was hardly any discussion. I could discuss about World Cup with my late brother in law Badalda as he was avid follower of sports. His younger brother Kajal Mukherjee was representing India then and so he was more in the happenings of football.
My first experience of watching World Cup in TV was in Vizag ,that was in 1990. When cable TV has just come in India.
With the launch of cable TV and watching World Cup live changed my perception of football and it's high standards in International erena.
From my school days I have been watching Durand Cup regularly in Delhi and used to be in awe of players like Chuni,PK,Jarnail Singh,Mewlal,Balaram etc but once I watched World Cup I stopped watching Indian tournaments, realized that we are way behind.
I started regularly following World Cup after my retirement in 2003 before that i was watching the finals. I have watched Brazil's last World cup win of 2002. Though Brazil took the World Cup 5 times 1954,1958,1970,1994,2002 but then it somehow couldn't manage to win ,lost in two finals. Because of the way Brazil team plays this beautiful game so I always backed them . The other day I was watching in YouTube the dribbling moves of Neymar and how he controls the ball between toe and heel to dribble past an opponent. I have seen Chuni using feign ,body swerve and dodge for dribbling but never this heel and toe tactice.
This World Cup has Ronaldo,Messi,Mbappe, Neymar but Valencia of Ecuador drew my attention. For me the best moment was when Richardson of Brazil scored a goal by bicycle kick against Serbia,which is now considered as the best goal scored in World Cup. This World Cup has already seen Saudi Arabia defeating Argentina and Japan defeating Germany. The opinion of experts is that it's the result of Globalsation of football when players from Japan play European leagues or players from Saudi Arabia too are hired by European clubs. Waiting for more surprises in this World Cup.
But for me it's Brazil as usual.
Saturday, November 19, 2022
One can learn from anything !
While writing this blog the signature tune of the popular movie of Clint Eastwood "The Good ,the Bad and the Ugly " is playing in Alexa in my dinning hall.
One particular sequence always stands out in my mind of the above movie. Tuco , Eli Wallach, the Ugly of the movie is lying in a bathtub after a grueling horse ride ,enjoying a leisurely bath.A gun man suddenly barges in and starts describing how he was searching for him and now he will shoot him like a dog h etc. Eli Wallach suddenly picks up the gun lying by his side and shoots the man and then he delivers the famous line " when you are going to shoot,shoot don't talk.
Yes that's the lesson when we often waste time in talking all sorts of things instead coming to the point thus waste everyone's time.
Or take for instance the immortal sequence of the film Casablanca where Ingrid Bergman walks in Humphrey Boggart's Cafe where she finds Sam ( Dooley Wilson) on piano. She delivers the memorable dialogue "Play it again ,Sam for old times sake ". Reluctantly Sam with nudging from Ilsa (Ingrid Bergman ) starts playing "as time goes by.." But then suddenly Rick ( Humphrey Boggart) walks in and shouts at Sam as he had asked him never to play that song. This movie is about a failed love and sacrifice. Lots to learn from Rick's character how he balances adverse situations.
I have used quite often Sherlock Holmes famous observation in "Silver Blaze " when a prized horse was stolen from the stable.
Gregory ( Scotland Yard detective ) asked Sherlock Holmes is there any other point to which you would wish to draw my attention?"
Holmes: Curious incidence of the dog which didn't bark in the night.
From the above incidence Holmes derived that the intruder was a known person so the dog didn't bark.
Similarly during dealing personal issues my mind automatically scans for something which is not a normal practice. In one organization a letter was shot against a person when that organization has no such practice of writing insinuating letters.
I had discussion with HR and gave my opinion that some kind of grudge is behind such letter. HR with the help of a senior officer handled the issue maturedly.
To conclude I must mention the learning from the ageless song sung by Doris Day," Que Sera Sera, whatever will be will be !"
Now I follow the message of this song and take the life easy,don't try to interfere and change circumstances, I adjust.
