Saturday, November 04, 2023

Carrot and stick

Carrot and stick
In one of my management articles I had mentioned my experience of watching tiger, lion and seal games in a circus in Russia where the trainer did not carry any electrically charged whip like the ring masters used to do in Indian circuses when animal games were allowed.
We used to watch the trainer would wield the whip in the air and it will make a crackling sound of static electricity and hearing that sound tiger or lion which ever animal then present in the arena will cower and start obeying the master.
In Russia the ringmaster does not carry any whip but instead after a performance he pats the animal and gives a piece of meat as reward.
The practice followed by managers in the industry is either one of the above.
Having said all of the above in recent few times while dealing with a third party I discovered that the policy of stick with Indian establishment workers is more effective.
Recently I attended a picnic where a mike holding roly poly lady was anchoring the games. We were clustered around a table and was having our own fun of gabbing. Then I heard her announcing to bring forward all the tables so that lunch could be served. We brought our table forward. After sometimes she announced that the caterer for their convenience wanted us to align our tables. This was too much, I came to my original BHEL form and called the caterer and said, “ How do they serve in restaurants? The tables are placed separately so do that without wasting time.”
My that intervention worked like a magic and they started serving in the same order as we were seated and no more shifting.
Last week with my IIT mates we went to this renowned restaurant in Salt Lake for lunch. We were 12 and they put 2 tables where 4 usually share and squeezed 4 chairs to make it a 12 sitting arrangement. I noticed that with this arrangement there was hardly any room for moving elbows for holding cutleries. I told the host that this would not do. I called the bearer and asked him to make proper arrangement, he expressed his inability. I asked him to call his manager and the manager came,in my usual style I chewed him for the arrangement and asked him better he did a proper arrangement or I would give bad review in Google and TripAdvisor. It worked like a magic and he got the sitting arrangement redone by organizing a 3rd table.
I generally don’t want to use this third degree but is compelled to do due to the circumstances, with known people I use the motivation method but if required I go back to the old proven method of screwing.

The third alternative could be to accept whatever way you are dealt as the only way, bear it with a smile.

Sunday, October 29, 2023

The confession of a thief

The confession of a thief

Babulal ,my assistant called me.

"Sir,I want to meet you. I have an interesting diary with me . It is written in English."

I asked him why he thought it was interesting.

He informed me that it was written by a thief.

He came to my flat with the diary.

I asked him how he could get the diary. With a mysterious smile he said he knew the thief and on a suitable day he would introduce him to me.

Eagerly I started reading the notebook ,it was not a diary ,it was a leather bound frayed notebook. 

I come from Mofussil town near Siuri,Birbhum.

We were four close friends:Bhabla,Poltu and Tuku.I was good at studies and my father had a grocery shop in the market. From childhood I have noticed how my father used various locks for the shop and keeping money in the safe. I have been playing with locks and keys since my childhood and tried to figure out how those locks worked. I would go to a locksmith's shop to know more.

He explained to me how a tumbler lock worked.I came to know that when a key is inserted then it would move the individual levers into the appropriate position. As I was visiting him regularly I gained his confidence,also he knew I come from a respectable family.

I studied various types of old historical locks which often came to his shop.I designed some tools which could be used to open any lock.

I experimented with my tool in opening my father's safe, I didn't steal Iany money. It was for fun.

But that skill was not known to my friends.

Bhabla was bad in studies, he would copy my homework. Somehow he could pass through class 7 but flunked in class 8.

 My coaching didn't help,he flunked again.

Somehow his passing became my challenge. Then I planned to steal  the question papers from the school. I told my friends about my plan.

We went to the school before the examination in the night,my friends kept the guard engaged and I with the help of my special tool opened the lock of the  door of the room of the principal and also the almirah in which the question papers were kept. I was carrying a notebook in which I copied the questions and then locked the almirah and the door.

Poltu noticed me coming out,he signalled to Bhabla and Tuku. Thus having got the question papers we all forced Bhabla to mug the answers of the questions,not all questions but the easy ones which In the meanwhile Tukuwere enough to get a passing mark.

Having achieved my first lock breaking other than my father's lock I became confident.

I started looking for a challenge. 

One day we were returning from the football field. That time 40 years back I was to appear in higher secondary, when we noticed a poor farmer was crying in his hut. We approached him,he told us that by the next day he would lose his 4 acres of land if he didn't return 20000 the loan which he had taken from the loan shark Bijon Sil.

We went back to my house where every day we spent time after football,my mother would serve muri mixed with a tasty mixture,onion,green chilli,ginger etc. 

I had a plan.I stole 20000 from my father's trunk, by the way those days the modern safe was not heard of in rural Bengal,It used to be big steel boxes locked by 7 levers  Aligarh lock which was supposed

to be the safest but for me to open any tumbler lock was a child's play.

Next day we gave that money to the farmer and went along with him to pay back the wily Sil.It was around 11 in the morning when we approached his walled gated property. When we told the purpose the guard allowed us to enter.Bhabla knew the guard so he stayed bacck to have a little chat.

Sil was in his drawing room reading the newspaper of the day and was surprised to see us with the farmer.He was more surprised when the farmer paid the money and asked for his legal document of his land. Sil had no choice because we were with him ,he counted the money, went  inside  his bedroom and heard him opening a trunk to keep the money,then heard the sound of opening the almirah to extract the legal document. He was looking grave as he missed the opportunity of grabbing the land of the poor farmer. He knew my father so didn't make much fuss.

In the meanwhile I had gone inside pretending to go to the toilet and cased the layout of his house.

He didn't even offer a glass of water to us,the rascal!

When we came out,Bhabla informed us that Sil takes opium so that he could get a sound sleep.

The farmer left happy and thanked us profusely!

We went to our football field and sat below our favourite banyan tree and hatched our next plan,I had to return 20000 to my father's safe by next 2 days as on Sunday's he would tally the cash.

Next evening Bhabla went to the gatekeeper when he was away and mixed datura with his daal which he had already prepared.

The plan was the datura which was easily available among wild trees. We had grinded a small quantity so that it was not lethal but was enough to knock him out unconscious.

That night stealthily we came to Sil's house. Bhabla and Poltu remained at the gate to take care of the gatekeeper. He was knocked out lying on the floor. We lifted him and put him on the bed.

Me and Tuku went to the house,it had an old style bolt inside. Silently I drilled a hole and eased out the bolt. 

Sil was in deep sleep after ingesting opium,the bunch of keys was bound around his waist,I smiled as I didn't require any key. I have my burglar tools.

I instructed Tuku to stand by the bed of Sil in case he got up.

On tiptoe I approached the trunk ,the lock was not even 7 levers. I could easily open the lock. Not only did I take 20000 ,I took most of the jewellery which poor people had pawned. Against each the names were written with addresses. I locked the almirah and the trunk.

I put everything in the rucksack which I was carrying.

Lucky that nothing abnormal happened. I bolted the door through the hole which had drilled and closed the hole by using the putty which I was carrying.

Thus my career was launched.

We returned those jewellery to the owners with a warning of not to disclose that they had got back those. I put back 20000 which I had borrowed from my father's trunk.

Sil realised those were missing when he opened his trunk to put fresh jewellery for giving loan but was puzzled as there was no sign of break-in.

Next week a story appeared in the local newspaper that a mysterious thief had come stealing from the rich without opening the safes. There was speculation that it could be a ghost. The paper went on to inform that the same type of stealing was reported from the adjoining area.

The local station house office of the police station  who was known to 

us was puzzled. He advised us to be vigilant,we promised to bring to his notice if we observed anything abnormal.

I passed my higher secondary and before moving to Kolkata for higher study I had to use my lock opening skill in our town under an odd condition. 

Well that's for another day.




Monday, October 09, 2023

The man from the moon

The man from moon
 Like every visit of ours in Australia this time too spent a day with Sharon and Dave who are like our extended family in Australia. Sharon is tomboyish and very much interested in outer space. Both call me Baba and my wife Ma as they are close friends of our son Anish.
She goes out of the way to help, recently they gave shelter to a drug addicted destitute girl. While discussing that girl she shared a weird story about a man whom her group has given shelter by rotation. 
This is what she told us.
One day our friend John brought a Caucasian man who was wearing an oxygen mask and was walking with a drag. John introduced  that man to us and requested to give shelter for a few days.He had a duffel bag . He had no identification papers except for a strange looking handheld gadget which he stated contains all information about him.
John separately told me that the previous night he found him loitering in his open acreage.John is a plumber by trade and is not much educated . That guy was talking about the moon.
Hearing about the moon I got interested so agreed to keep him in our house. 
After John left him,I accomodated him in Dave's man cave. I offered him food,he declined and pulled out an aluminium can and opened it to eat the pasty stuff inside.
I asked him about his country of origin.
He informed me that he had come from the moon.
"Moon? But the moon is not habitable yet. Recently India landed Chandrayan 3 which also didn't indicate any habitation."
With a twinkle in his eyes with a visible smile wrinkle behind his Oxygen mask he informed he is a time traveller and has come from 2091. 
"What a time traveller from 2091,but that means our scientists could establish habitable domes as shown in sci-fi movies. But how could you travel?"
"A group of us scientists stole a spaceship to do this experiment of time travel through a wormhole. We were lucky to locate such a wormhole which could take backwards to 2023. It was kind of an adventure for us. We don't intend to go back, there is no chance for that. At this time on earth the space travel technology for Interstellar movement is yet to get matured from experimental to working model. My 3 friends are out there like me."
"What are you eating and why are you walking with a drag? Are you sick,why do you require the Oxygen mask?"
He replied.
I will first tell you briefly about our domes where we 4000 people stay. You must be knowing that the moon has a thin atmosphere of helium,argon,neon,methane,ammonia,carbon dioxide. The gravity of the moon is ⅙ th of earth so you see me dragging as I am still to get habituated to this high gravity of earth. The earth's atmosphere has oxygen plus nitrogen,carbon dioxide etc but for survival 20 percent of oxygen is enough so our Aluminium domes with thick glass at the top are pressurised with 20% Oxygen. So as of now I am with this oxygen mask but gradually I will remove this.
Initially when the domes were getting made we carried big oxygen tanks from earth but now oxygen is by product from Aluminium refinery. As you know Aluminium Oxide has 3 atoms  of oxygen.
We don't grow crops instead we get these canisters of food which have all elements required for a human body with artificial taste and flavour chemicals from earth on a regular basis. Basically we manufacture aluminium and glass on the moon now.
There is regular tourist flow from earth and also some super rich people have made the moon as their second home. We get fugitives and social outcasts. The moon administration is with a private conglomerate consisting of super rich American,Saudi,Chinese,Indian etc.
Anything more do you want to know?
I asked whether he has any knowledge about earth in the intervening years.
He informed us that there had been wars, epidemics,asteroid strikes which kept the population in check. In that future the sun was the main source of energy on earth.
As I am a scientist so with your help it shouldn't be difficult to get citizenship as I can share my knowledge of the future technology.
When Sharon finished her strange experience I was eager to know more,so I asked her whether I could meet him.
She informed me that she got in touch with agencies and he is in their custody now.
I started imagining how people stay in those domes but then I realised that in India itself we have gated communities with all facilities thrown in such that one need not go out anytime with the work from home concept. I remember in Vizag I was with my family inside a submarine and had lunch with the captain. There he explained how for days they don't come in touch with land.
I told Sharon that if the moon would have been available then our fugitive billionaires would have taken shelter there.
I thought to myself that the ageing will be slow on the moon because of low gravity as strains on muscle will be low.

I am sure in 2091 many Indian super rich would be going to moon for destination marriage.Practically they will have honeymoon there.

Friday, July 28, 2023

Lonely

Like every morning I was completing my morning walk around the lake when I found my morning walk friend Jitenbabu who was sitting by the side of Lake call out my name. I had not seen him for the last one week as he had gone to Santiniketan to enjoy the abode of Tagore and the surrounding nature in the rain. 
I sat down by his side and enquired about his trip. He looked very excited and said, " My best travel so far to any place. " My association with Jitenbabu is of 10 yrs and it all started here at the lake. It was raining on that day when I shared my big golf umbrella with him. He also started his career in oil Industry located in Assam like me but he was in Assam Oil Company, Digboi and I started my career in Gauhati Refinery of Indian Oil Corporation. He was more or less of my age and divorced. He was staying in his ancestral house in Southern Avenue.
 "I remember you told me that you love going to Santiniketan in rainy season to enjoy the smell of wet fields and the limitless horizon where sky meets the field."
 "Yes,that was my main attraction but it turned out that there was some other plan was stored for me."
 "I can make out from your face that you had some unforgettable experience !"
 This is what he told me. 
As you know I took Santiniketan Express for Bolpur. I was sitting in 1st class AC Chaircar,the train started on scheduled time ,I pulled out the book Tuesdays with Morrie by Mitch Albom. The seat next to me was vacant. From Burdwan baul , many hawkers boarded the train. I always carry eclair to give to poor kids or if anyone does some good deed. A blind beggar led by his young son came to my seat. I gave him a tenner and some eclair to his son. The train pulled out of Burdwan. A young man in pajama kurta,with a jhola and a stroller bag asked me if the next seat was vacant. I nodded and he placed his bags on the overhead luggage storage place and took the aisle seat. I was busy reading my book and he was busy on his mobile talking to someone regarding his plan of staying in Bolpur.
 I was trying to guess his profession. It was Monday so he is not a tourist otherwise he would have started on Saturday, whereas I as a retired person preferred Mondays when I don't get the compartments full with noisy tourists. He had that typical literate look which is a rare in today's youth in jeans and Tees. He smiled at me and introduced himself as Souvik. I asked his profession and he told me he is an online tutor teaches English. I know that after Corona on line education has picked up it's called Edutech. Byju has created history for being the fastest growing start-up in on line education during Corona time. It was valued at 22 billion dollar then, it dared to think big. Money was pouring in ! Ravindran,CEO ,founder achieved a Rockstar status, Byju became one of the main sponsors of the last FIFA World cup by paying 40 million dollars but unfortunately after Corona when all schools opened then Byju lost cliental and the present valuation is 5 billion. 
So I jokingly asked him that hope he was not one of those numerous tutors located throughout India under Byju. He smiled and said he was independent, showed me his laptop with a dongle which was his main tool. He powered the lap top and showed me some slides of his tutorial. I was impressed. He looked at my book and said he too reads Albom . His favourite writer was Paulo Coelho too among others. I asked him whether he has read Sapiens by Yuval Noah Harari. He nodded and was surprised that I have read that book. In the meanwhile he pulled out a packet of salted peanuts and shared with me. I stopped reading the book, I was liking the intellectual talk with him, for a change Souvik was not interested in cricket or politics,the favorite subject of most of the Indians. I informed him that I have booked a cottage in West Bengal Tourist Lodge.
 On scheduled time the train pulled in Bolpur, he got up , lowered his bags and my stroller. He didn't allow me to pull my bag,he asked me to go ahead with my sling bag. He helped me to get down from the train. Somehow I convinced him that I can pull my stroller bag, we both came out of the station. He hired a taxi and requested me to accompany him. I reluctantly got in. I normally take a toto. 
He dropped me at the lodge , I was looking forward to meet him again,as though he could read my thought and said ,"I will drop in after lunch if you don't have any other programme. " I readily agreed as for my such 3 days stay I generally don't make any fixed programme as my main aim was to relax. 
 I checked in my cottage, freshened up and proceeded for lunch in the dining hall. After lunch I came back to my cottage ,I wanted to lie down for a power nap. At about 4 pm there was knock on my door, I opened the door and found Souvik with his sling bag and a packet standing by the door. I invited him in the room,he gave me the packet and said," here is a packet of Eclair for you to distribute. You can carry your packet of eclair for poor and this you can distribute to whoever ask you for. You were telling me you want to have an experience of moving with group of young people who can sing and dance to the tune of Rabindrasangeet. I have organized such a programme for you at Sonajhuri forest area."
 I could not believe that he could organize such an experience, this was one of the items in my bucket list. He had hired a taxi, we got in and proceeded for Sonajhuri by the river  Khoayee. After Santiniketan the right hand side goes to Prantik and the left side road to Sonajhuri. After 10 minutes we reached a place near forest where I could see lot of young men and women in jeans,kurtas,sarees ,skirts in all kind of modern attire. They were not surprised to see me, I was warmly welcomed. A group was already singing a popular chorus, "Aloker jharna dharay.." The sun was slowly setting in the overcast cloud. The shaal tree and the reverberating music created a magical ambience. I slowly walked towards the group and joined them in singing the chorus. I am no bathroom singer but sometimes I whistle along whenever a song which i like is playing in the music system. This was my first live participation and was enjoying it. We sang on for an hour or so. A group was dancing. I was so happy that pulled out the packet of eclaire which Souvik had given me and got up to distribute. Some of them got up and took it from me. Not that all were interested in eclaire as that time tea was served. Many young girls and boys from the dancing group took eclaire. That packet was not finished. I thoroughly enjoyed those magical moments with young people. After my divorce I was leading a lonely life so those moments gave me a new kind of high. I wanted the show to go on forever but everything has to come to an end. It was getting dark and slowly those youngsters started going back. Souvik told me later those were students of Santiniketan. We also got up ,he dropped me at the lodge.
 Next day he took me to Kankalitala (one of the pithosthan where Satis's ribcage has fallen), there also we met some youngsters . We all went by the side of temple to the open field,whenever I come to this temple I prefer to come out in the field and watch the yellow mustard crop. Again this group too started singing together and I joined them in singing. This time they came to me one by one after talking to Souvik I gave them eclaire as I was happy. 
              Next day we went to Santiniketan met some students at Kalabhavan and had discussion on various sculptures and arts created by Nanda Lal Bose,Ramkinkar Bej etc. I was happy so distributed a round of eclair.
 In the evening I told Souvik that I would leave the next day and thanked him for gifting me those intellectual moments. I returned him the remaining eclair and asked him to give those to  his friends. He took the packet smilingly, he took out one piece and asked me to take before sleep for a good sleep.
 Yes,I had told him that for years now I was not getting proper sleep. I took that eclair after dinner and slowly I felt as though I was floating in my bed , my body was so light,I became one with the nature. Sometimes I was singing in  Sonajhuri and other times I was in Upsana Griha listening to Tagore. A myriad of dreams. They say dreams come in black and white but my that night dream had colours.I was in different universe where i was a poet,an artist.
           Next day I had slight headache and then I realized that I have taken some kind of barbiturates (drug). A hard realization hit me, I was peddling drug on behalf of Souvik. It’s illegal no doubt but then he presented me a life time experience which money cannot buy. I will always remember those moments when we all sang together in Sonajhuri or the intellectual discussion with those art students. 
“Jitenbabu, no doubt Souvik had gifted you unique experience. Sadly you won’t see him again!” I said.

Monday, July 10, 2023

Chameleon


Chameleon

I reached Gurgaon form my house at Pashchim Vihar just in time for the interview. I was one of the experts hired for interviewing candidates for an IT enabled service company. We were to select a couple of mangers to head the departments. My friend Gulati completed the first round of introductions between us interviewers.
We allotted 15 minutes to each of the candidates; we were three so 5 minutes to each of us to ask questions. The interview started and we could manage to interview three candidates in one hour.
The fourth candidate with slight stoop entered, smartly dressed, French beard, specs and wearing a dark suit with matching tie. His biodata indicated him to be 40 years old and having a brilliant academic career with requisite experience in an IT company in Bangalore. He was carrying a lap top.
After the preliminary introductions, we started our interview. I was the last to ask question to him. Somehow I got this uncanny feeling that I had known this guy intimately somewhere during my service time, unfortunately the name, experience and the place of his work was not matching with my work domain. The twwinkle in his eyes and the mishivieous smile was familiar.
“Were you in Calcutta in 1990?” I asked.
“No sir, of course I have visited Calcutta many a times,” was his jovial reply.
“Do you have a brother who used to stay in Ballygaunge Station Road area?”
“No, I am the only son of my parents,” was his cryptic reply.
As this thought of knowing him was nagging me so I could not proceed further with my questioning.
At the end of the interviews in the evening when we sat down to assess then the fourth candidate, whom I thought I knew came out to be the best and he was selected.
After returning home the feeling of knowing that guy kept on haunting me. The eyes were known and I thought during the interview once he winked at me, that might be figment of my imagination. Then it came to me that about fifteen years back near my house in Calcutta there was a club. They used to hold various puja functions and also stage dramas. Once for one of our office plays we had hired Pratul for the main role. He single handedly carried the drama through. After that he used to come to my house regularly. He was working as a clerk in a private company. He had no ambition.
“Why don’t you join one of the professional theatre groups in north Calcutta,” I enquired.
“I don’t want to do the same role day after day. Haven’t you noticed that the same drama is staged months after months,” was Pratul’s logical reply.
“You know; I don’t know how my manners switch when I change my dress. Supposing I am wearing dhoti, kurta and sandal then I am a typical Bengali babu. If I am in jeans, Tee shirts and Nike shoes then I am one of those party hopping youth’s when I am not doing any drama then still I start acting the character as per the dress I am wearing on that day. My parents feel disturbed about it as they feel I have split personality but I feel it is natural” he explained passionately.
That was the last talk I had before they moved out of our area. This fourth character at the interview whose name was Probal Ghose, somehow reminded me of Pratul Dey.
I woke up from my reverie by the shrill ringing tone of my land phone. I took the phone.
“Hello uncle, this is Pratul, I am sorry about today and I want to meet you tomorrow,” he pleaded.
“So it was you?” fumingly I said.
“When I meet I will explain you everything.”
“Ok, come at 10 am, do you have my address.”
“Yes, I got it from that office, see you then.”
Next day with baited breath I waited for him to arrive. He came just on time, I could recognize him instantly then, the stoop was gone, and there was no beard and specs. He was wearing a full sleeve sweater over his blue shirt and a black pant, sneaker. There was no trace of Probal excepting the eyes. He came and touched my feet; I became emotional and hugged him.
“Probal is my close friend; he got stuck at Bangalore so he contacted me in Calcutta that whether I can attend the interview on his behalf. Getting the job at Delhi was very important for him as he is from Delhi and his parents need him. He knew my ability of impersonation, he paid plane fare and here I am. Your choice is right because all the records are his and I became him for those fifteen minutes of interview,” he explained while sitting down.
“But this is not ethical. You have put me in a spot,” I argued.
“Look uncle this is nothing compared to incompetent people getting selected through the back door. Please tell me in India which selection is fair. You are in Delhi you know how business is done here. I understand in many governments companies the employees after giving attendance go out and manage some other business. You once mentioned that at Farakka Barrage most of the employees are the owners of the shops at the Farakka Barrage market,” he argued with me.
“Are you still a clerk or moved to some drama company.”
“No, now I am running a consultancy firm. I have specialized in attending interviews. Many of those Bengali boys though they are brilliant but are not fluent in English because of the skewed education system, they come to me. I train them for interviews for those IT companies coming up in Salt lake area.”
“How the hell in a short time you can brush their spoken English,” I asked.
He hesitated to answer this question of mine. On my prodding he replied “I have trained some boys who have studied in English medium, these boys are smart but not good in studies but can sail through those interviews. They attend the interviews on their behalf. Let me warn you that if you give them any software work then they will flunk. Luckily mostly call center jobs are coming. These young boys trained by me are very good. I am proud of them.”
“Where else do you use your acting capabilities,” I asked gleefully.
“I act as father of other’s kids and attend interviews in the English medium schools where they interview the parents also. You know many people have made tons of money in business but can’t speak English, like your previous land lord Malakar the jeweler. These are the people who are mad for admitting their kids in English medium schools and as a result of this, English medium schools are coming up like anything, so through this route I get good business. There are many such avenues where I use my acting talent which you may not like to know,” was his considered reply.
“I remember you told me that the dress you wear influences you to act as per that. Then your wardrobe must be full of various types of dresses.”
“No that is easy, I borrow these from a friend who runs a dry cleaning shop in our area,” he replied with a wink.
This was preposterous.
“I have some more future plans, looking at the need of the modern society. I am shortly opening a branch at Salt Lake City for providing grandparents for the nucleolus families. There are so many young parents with one kid but they are not keeping their own parents with them as they are not hep like them, they are from the suburbs. I will provide them with smart set of parents whom they can introduce proudly in the upwardly mobile society. These smart old people have good stock of bed time stories, the dadis can sing lullabies. They can do babysitting for the kids of these new generation couples. The charges will be hourly basis; the client has to provide transport, food etc for that period. Uncle if you are free then I can put your name also in the panel,” he said teasingly.
I was not interested to know more about his nefarious activities but I could understand that the consumerism has thrown open fresh opportunities for him where he is hard selling his talent. Let us say that you have to attend some silly statutory office personally then probably a guy like Pratul will be handy. He can be you to face those dull moments and you can save your precious time and do something more useful. In this fast moving world many a time one is faced with this dilemma of attending too many things at the same time. Then almost all of us must have thought at some time or other that we wish we could be like Lord Krishna to be present at all the places at the same time. Saddam had been practicing this openly and hoodwinking the whole world. I understand most of the dictators were using double. Pratul left his business card with me in case if his talent is required by someone.
The name of his company is Personality Provider, located in South Calcutta. He can be reached through me.

Monday, June 19, 2023

The mysterious stone


The greenish figure was walking in front and I was following it clutching the stone in the midnight on Puri sea beach.
The waves were calmer and sky was partly cloudy with moon playing hide and seek. The beach was strewn with sleeping homeless people.
As though an invisible magnet made me to follow that glowing green figure, I was walking like a somnabulist in my shorts  ,tees and barefoot. Could feel the edges of broken sea shell in my feet.
Readers must be wondering what prompted me to this night sojourn in the dead of the night.
It all started with that stone which I purchased thinking it to be emerald from the struggling Telugu actor Raja.
After dinner in the hotel Victoria we went to sleep. I kept that stone on the night table near the bed. In the middle of the night I got up and found a  holographic greenish shadowy figure coming out of the stone and beckoning me to follow. I was in NREM (non rapid eye movement) phase of sleep, a kind of slumber. After I started popping sleeping pill my sleep pattern has become installmental, a kind of part time lover,it comes and goes. Like a zombie I got up in my shorts grabbed a few Bank notes strewn on the dressing table and took my mobile, as such this type of action is part of regular going out habit so it was more of mechanical action than a planned action.
My wife was in deep sleep ,the shadowy figure vanished near the door, somehow I had this feeling that the stone was the reason of that figure appearing before me,so I was cluching the stone in one hand my cell phone in other.
I opened the door,the shadowy figure was there in corridor,it glowing green figure in that half lit corridor.
The gate keeper of the hotel was in half sleep ,I waved at him,he was not surprised as many people perform puja of the sea in the night, sea is the symbol of the origin of evolution. I don't think he could see the green glow in front of me,it was for me as I had the stone. When we stepped in the beach then a sweet fragrance wafted on my face and I started hearing a mystical tune as though someone is playing pan flute.
I couldn't break the invisible force which kept pulling me,I looked back at the illuminated hotel and went on following that illusive figure,the mystical sound and fragrance kept lingering. Somehow I was feeling as though the figure was trying to show something to me. Is it leading me to the cove where it is said some people had sighted mermaids. I remembered to have read about the statue of a black mermaid in Copenhagen. Hans Christian Anderson wrote the story The little Mermaid and suddenly I was transported to that fairy world created by the author. The beach has become illuminated by different colour of diffused light, it was full of people in ancient gears. It was a show of myriad  colours with floating figures . I felt important as though that show was put for me exclusively. At that patch of sea beach i was the only living being.I was dazzled.
 I couldn't take the strain of the long walk on the rough beach. I sat down but the green figure was frantic, I waved at it conveying now leave me alone.
It turned red from green as though in anger and gestured at me angrily and cursed me.
I said Jay Jagannath loudly, heard Raja's voice shouting my name.
"Roysahab where are you?"
I heard the voice of my wife too.
Suddenly it felt like I have come to my senses after a trance,I took a deep breathe of the Ozone rich beach air.
In a weak voice I replied,  "I am here !" I raised my mobile with torch on. I was more or less lying on the sand with exhaustion and that stone had vanished in the thin air, that green wisp of human too melted in the dark sea. I looked at the sea and it appeared to me as though a distant figure is bidding good bye and became one with the sea. The fishy smell of the sea shore was back and that mystical music sounded like "pearly shell " by Billy Vaughn orchestra has stopped.
My wife was breathless due to the arduous trek of May be 2 km or so,Raja was holding a torch.
Raja gave a guilty look and said ,"I sold the wrong stone to you!"
"Where did you get the stone from ?"
I asked.
He said ," it was lying somewhere here and that is why when memshaheb rang me and informed me that you have walked out with the stone then I realized you would be somewhere here. I went to your hotel and with memshaheb straight came to this place.!"
Then he asked," Sir where is that stone?"
I showed my empty palm and said ,"Vanished!"

Wednesday, June 07, 2023

Russia and Russians as I know

Like all others I too look forward for the day when conflict between Russia and Ukraine will end.
I have been associated with Russians since my days in Indian Oil Corporation's Refinery at Barauni when Russia was Soviet Union or USSR in 1967 .That Refinery was built by Russians with aid thrown in. Russians had a separate 3 blocks as their hostel.
I remember our ceremonial football matches  against Russians after the 15th August flag hoisting.
We were evenly matched but as the refinery expansion work was petering out so during the  last  encounter they somehow cobbled up 11  players with the lady interpreter playing as goalkeeper. I was the captain of Indian side. Yes,that match we won but don't feel proud about it but appreciate their sporting spirit. Two Russian words used by the players during the match still ring in my ears "dabai" (give )and "khorosho"(good).
I must admit that Russians freely shared their engineering calculations.  There was a problem of tankage area not getting proper illumination from Tower lights,each tower had 6 flood lights of 1000 watt each. Though I got all bulbs replaced but still it was not adequate. I went to our archives and looked up illumination design of the plant and I could lay my hand on original calculations and settings. I corrected the solid angle of each of the flood light as per calculated setting, the problem got resolved. That gave me confidence that I can resolve any problem related with Electrical equipment because of those engineering documents.
Next I came across Russian designed 210 MW turbine and generator in BHEL. At one stage in 80s these 210 MW sets were the backbone of Indian grid. Again elaborate documentation helped to carry out repair and maintenance of these sets. I commissioned 5 such sets of LMZ at Singrauli Superthermal Power Station from 1982 to1984.
During my posting at Vizag Steel Plant from 1988 I again met whole lot of Russian experts and their families at Ukkunagaram, the township of steel plant .  They had a separate colony inside the township with shop and school. During that stay when  Russia disintegrated and those experts were totally dismayed about their nationalities. Overnight friends became foe. Their passports became invalid because Russia was fragmented. Suddenly the usual cheerful Russians became grumpy as their future was uncertain. By 1991 December Russia finally became many countries.
I had visited both Russia and Ukraine in 2003 ,I still remember visiting World Famous art museum Hermitage in St Petersburg, standing on the Red Square in Moscow.  I also enjoyed a show of circus in Moscow, they have permanent hall for circus. I still remember the breathtaking acrobatics by Russian gymnasts.
We visited LMZ turbine factory on the right bank of river Neva in St Petersburg.Steam turbines have been produced here since 1907 when the company was licensed to build French Rateau turbines. At the same time it began to build gun turrets, gun mountings and torpedo tubes. It was like our own turbine block at Bhopal. When I met the design engineers then didn't see any computer around,I was curious about this not having computer which by that time has become necessary tool in India. When i asked their chief about it then he gave a tolerant smile to me and said tapping his head, "all data stored here ! "
Curiously our guide Alexendrov who was an  accomplished engineer with 7 patents under his belt was not carrying any laptop.
Then I remembered their famous Grandmaster like Karpov, Spassky etc could out maneuver many,to me it appeared each of those engineers were having Karpov or Spassky like quality of storing data in mind.
Our stay in Kiev was eventful, we had visited a tram manufacturing factory known as Tatra Yug. They organized a special tram ride for us to take round of the city.
In both the countries I met hardworking intelligent engineers of both sex.
Yesterday when I heard that a dam in Ukraine has been bombarded by Russian and caused flooding.
I felt sad  and frustrated. This mindless war must end, I feel for those civilians of both the countries.

Wednesday, May 24, 2023

My friend Bhaskaran

You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can’t forget. Those are your friends.” ~ Mark Twain
In April this year when I heard my friend M Bhaskaran is no more then the above quote of Mark Twain came to my mind.
My close association with Bhaskaran was for just 2 years during my training period in Indian Oil Corporation's Gauhati Refinery from 1965 to 1967.
He was one year senior trainee in Chemical stream. Reading book and playing football was our common ground of friendship. He was a voracious reader of English novels. In my mindscape this typical image of him was of his lying down on his bed in his room in the Malaylee mess with a thick novel in his hands held over his chest. I am also a voracious reader from my childhood and when I started reading English novels then it was limited to reading fast paced thrillers of James Bond type. Yes,I was also fond of reading cowboy books of Louis Armour type but not exceeding 200 pages.I was fond of reading Sherlock Holmes, Hercules Poirot, Jeeves etc.
But then Bhaskaran introduced  me to reading Harold Robbins, Irving Wallace,Leon Uris etc and those writer's books were more than 400 pages and thus I transcended in reading thicker books or rather I got hooked to those type of  books  which covers myriad subjects and thus my horizon increased which helped me enhancing my knowledge about the world. The result of that reading thicker book emboldened me to read any book of any subject,thus I broke out from reading only detective or thriller books. In other words I started my journey of reading books on serious subjects. The credit goes to Bhaskaran for giving a new direction to my reading habit.
Our second area of common interest was football. Both of us was representing Gauhati Refinery in football. He was from IIT,Madras and had played for IIT and also he was pole vault champion of IIT. We have traveled with the football team in bus owned by IOC to Digboi Refinery, ONGC Sibsagar ,Oil India Limited,Duliajan to take part in football tournament among oil companies located in Assam. Those road trips increased our bonding and a special kind a camaraderie developed between us.
After a grueling match in the evening we would spend the evening sharing a nip of Old Tavern whiskey between us. Thus our friendship was sealed.
My last meeting was way back in middle seventies when he was posted at Haldia Refinery and I had gone there to help in commissioning a Desalter plant.
. By the end of 1978 i left Indian Oil for BHEL and Bhaskaran left Indian Oil for Kuwait National Oil. After that I had no touch with him but whenever I pickup a book then his smiling face comes to my mind or when I recall my football playing days of Gauhati then those evenings spent over a nip of OT in Sibsagar followed by a dinner of mutton currey and Joha rice, by the way that dinner of Sibsagar is permanently etched in my mind.
RIP,Bhaskaran !

Monday, May 08, 2023

Sweet and sour

We were having dinner in the village near Munger,Gautam Sigh a bhoomihar had taken us to his ancestral house. We had a grueling outing of badminton match in the morning against railways in their court,we had gone there representing IOC,Barauni Refinery. It was in December,1971 and that day was chura dahi festival.
We were sitting around a table full of sweets of all varieties, chura,dahi and pickle. I tentatively ate a few sweets and found my tongue was not able take any more sweet. Gautam looked at me and said " Roydada you cannot stop,so much is left."
"No,yar,can't take any more of sweet my tongue is saturated. "
He laughed and said , "That's why the pickle,you take that and it will help to rejuvenate your taste bud and then take more sweet."
Yes,friends in life too if we don't have challenges or problems and when those get resolved then the satisfaction what we get cannot be substituted by anything. It has been about 20 years since my retirement but still I love solving problems be it in office ,society or personal issues.
For example the other day my wife was struggling with Amazon Firestick in our bedroom TV,mind it I am no TV mechanic but could resolve the issue by following some fuzzy logic. After resolving I felt as though I have reached the peak of Mount Everest ,yes that's the kind of kick I got.
Now I am deeply involved in resolving an issue related with water pump which supplies water to 3 overhead tanks placed on the top of three 11storied towers consisting of more than 220 flats in our housing complex which came into existence in 1984,the original pump supplier BE pump has shut shop some 8 years back and out of 3 pumps we are now relying on1 pump as spares are not available for the other 2. I used my resources and located some people dealing with BE pump . It was like detective work burrowing the details matching with our system. This process of working out a solution is kicking up my adrenaline as we are coming closer to the solution and which is an engineering solution. 
Like the rest of the occupants I had the choice of not getting involved but as I mentioned the problem resolving is like pickle to me so that the sweetness of success I can relish. All the equipment are about 40 years old and there are recurring problem, problems related with lifts,HV,LV switchgear,transformers, DG set etc gets referred to me.
Very recently i got drive gear assembly of lift replaced.Routinely we are replacing the rope of the lifts. Three months back i got supervised the repair of the generator of DG set. My postulation about life is that most of the problems are man made and is possible to resolve, in the process your wits get sharpened no matter which age you are in numerically. In other words you will forget about your age as society still needs you.
I wrote this piece for my retired friends,resolve your problem by yourself, I know children are there to take care but slowly you will become redundant due to over dependence.
 I always end my such blog with my tag line "take it or leave it!" Choice is yours.
Remember!
"Happiness is not the absence of problems, but the ability to deal with them.” Charles De Montesquieu

Saturday, March 25, 2023

Sepoy Mutiny and beyond


With great trepidation we reached our hotel Mount Rose in Ranikhet. The taxi driver was lost after Mall Road,Google map was also stopped showing location. After traveling more than 2 kilometers in that bumpy road in the wilderness we reached our hotel,lucky that a sign board guided us. It was sitting in the forest with no nearby habitat. 
We reached the hotel in the evening, a colonial edifice of more than 150 years. The original owner was Col Grant and then it changed hands.
Col Grant in his diary mentioned that Ranikhet cantonment which was established in 1860 or so and he was engineer incharge in the British regiment,by that time the East India Company was taken over by British Government. 
I was feeling elated to stay in such a heritage building but the isolation of the building from the rest of the world was disturbing me.
Me,my wife with my younger brother amu,his wife Purnima,their two sons Shubho and Rony plus Rony's wife Amrita are the Royclan members made this  yearly trip of ours. 
I am not writing a travelogue but a particular experience which happened the next evening. 
It was getting dark when my wife pointed out that the cloud has descended to the level of our room in first floor, I opened the window to let the cloud engulf us. 11 degree temperature then didn't effect me much,  I was mesmerized by the ambience it was eerie though.
I closed the window and got down by the wrought iron spiral staircase in front of our room. My wife shouted , "Where are you going ?"
"To the lawn "saying this I walked down like a zombie. 
The staircase leads to the library in the ground floor and the a door leading to the lawn. I walked out to the lawn was enjoying the cloud around me but then the chill hit me,I hurried to the library. I went to the bookshelf and riffled through the collection.  I got a strange feeling as  though I was being watched,I turned  around  and found a stout gentleman with a pointed beard in an old fashioned tweed coat and corduroy trousers smiling at me. He came towards the shelf and pulled out an old diary and gestured to me to read. I was more or less under a spell,without any hesitation I took that dog eared old diary,nodded at that man and headed to our room by that spiral staircase.While climbing I remembered the  words of Stairway to heaven by Red Zepplin .
There's is a lady who's sure
All that glitter is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
I exactly don't remember whether in my mind I was hearing the song  or that old fashioned gentleman was singing it. I looked back,he was smiling and waved at me.
I didn't go to our room,  sat on the chair at the balcony to read that diary.
"Why don't you come inside,it's pretty comfortable with the room heater." I could hear my wife's complaining voice.
"I will come in soon let me first read this diary."
It was a strange feeling when I opened the first page, it felt like I was watching flashes of the incidents in front of me, it was a kind of 20 minutes short film.
The diary

I am Mohamad Ali khan of Bundelkhand, I did my engineering in civil  from Roorkee Engineering Collage in 1854. Though I was graduate but got a job of surveyor under a half educated Englishman in Lucknow Garrison. The cruelty of English officers was making Indian soldiers restless, there was plan for revolt. Already news of revolt in Barrackpur in Bengal reached. Nana Sahab was organizing the revolt in UP. He was a illusive leader ,British was looking for him frantically  to capture and execute and thus I got trapped in the Sepoy Mutiny of 1857. Indian soldiers took control of Cawnpur and killed all including the ladies and children. This brutality was not acceptable to me,I was a trained engineer so was trying to keep myself away from all these. Finally Lucknow also fell under the sepoys ,I left the Garrison , took a horse to move away from the movement.  You may think I am a coward but as I  wrote 
 earlier the cruelty to ladies and children was not acceptable to me. I rode towards Rampur and towards the hill.
On the way I found two ladies in burkha running , I stopped my horse and wanted to help them with food which I was carrying with me. They turned towards me and to my surprise I found one of them to be a memshaheb, the other one was a Muslim jenana. That Muslim lady requested me to save the English lady. It seems she was the ayah of the lady. First I was hesitating but the ayah pleaded me. I yielded and pulled the English Lady on my horse. She was Beth wife of a British army captain. My destination was Ranikhet as the Garrison there was under construction and I would certainly get a job.
Yes,I reached got a job in the army and because I saved an English lady so I was readily accepted. 
I was attached to Col Grant who asked me to look after the construction of his bungalow.  He took Beth as his wife.
So far everything was fine but unknowingly I had fallen in love with Beth,she would come to supervise the construction of the bungalow and would talk intimately with me.
Often we would walk in the lawn,for me everything was going fine.
One evening when the cloud came down I was leaning near the periphery of the property when I felt someone pushed me and I rolled down the hill,some people buried me alive. My soul couldn't escape and it still haunts the edifice. I don't know how my soul will get free. 
I was holding the diary and was sitting there  like a statue, my wife came out and said , " Why are you sitting with a blank face as though you have seen a ghost and you said you are reading a diary ,where is it ?"
-There it is .
To my surprise the diary has vanished after I finished reading.
I had no explanation and didn't want my wife to get disturbed so gave her a shy smile and said my oft repeated words , " Oh,the old age is catching up with me.! I often hallucinate."







Wednesday, February 22, 2023

Trojan horse



He ducked from the right hand hook of the dark bearded fellow; he jumped high and delivered a well timed flying kick with his right foot on the chest of the dark fellow. There was a big roar from the spectator when his opponent could not get up on the count of ten. Ajit was breathing heavy; he went out of the fighting arena and slumped on a chair. He felt a touch on his shoulder. He looked up and found a fashionable middle aged lady looking longingly at him. Ajit ignored the lady, he was not a gigolo. The wound on his face started bleeding, someone put antiseptic bandage on the wound. The first aid kits were kept handy for such wounds, for serious injury the combatants were rushed to a private nursing home. It was already late in the night. He knew that he will get the usual tongue lashing from his father.
Supriyo was a businessman; he was supplier of civil construction material for leading contractors of Calcutta. He was a widower with two sons. Ajit was the eldest at twenty five years and the younger one was Bimal. Bimal was 19 years old and was in a reputed college. He was some kind of nerd, introvert and always found on his computer. He had hardly any friends but was brilliant in his studies.
After his wife’s death Supriyo was not keeping well. He wanted Ajit to share his workload, but Ajit was an outdoor type of young man. He lived a fast life, a good sportsman. He was dating so many girls simultaneously. He was a kind of Casanova of South Calcutta. He would zip around in his motor bike, there will always be a girl pillion riding.
Bimal was on his computer, he was chatting with a girl in Bombay. While chatting he used pseudo name. He was Hercules for the virtual world.
He heard the sound of the motor bike when it entered their housing complex and waited for his father’s curse.
“Here comes the prince of Calcutta. Bloody hell, living in my house and sucking my blood like a leech.” His arthritis was giving trouble again; he was not able to get up from his bed.
Ajit had become immune to this harangue of his father. He noisily entered the house and straight away went to his room. After changing his bloodied cloth he dived to his bed.
Bimal could hear the healthy snore of his elder brother after a few minutes. He was an insomniac; his usual time to go to sleep was after twelve in the night till then he would be net surfing.
The above scene pretty much sums up the going on in the household of Mitras.
A sick businessman father was looking forward for his eldest son to help him in his business so that he could retire and the second son a brilliant student and a computer geek yet to complete his studies.
Ajit was always good in sports, he was a good athlete and a gymnast, and he was black belt in judo. He was a drifter and could not stick to any job.
There was a servant named Bhanu in the house, for cooking and care taking. A maid servant used to come for cleaning.
Supriyo had a number of suppliers in his role who would source sand, brick, chips etc from nearby villages. He was a bad paymaster and often those small traders would come to the house and a raise raucous about their payment. He had a number of competitors also as this real state business was booming in Calcutta with so many housing complexes coming up, these suppliers were undercutting each other.
It was a Sunday. Bimal could hear his father shouting on the phone, “No I am not joining your group to form cartel. “
“Don’t threaten me.” He slammed the phone back on the cradle.
Bhanu was with the family for more than twenty years. He was like one of the family. He too heard the argument and was worried about Supriyo’s failing health.
By the time he served him breakfast there was the sound of the calling bell. Bhanu went to the door via the drawing room. It was three bed roomed flat with a spacious drawing room, a dinning room and two bathrooms. There was a common servant’s area in the complex where Bhanu slept.
“Babu, Malakar has come.”
Malakar was one of those petty suppliers. Supriyo cursed, “These idiots will not allow me to live in peace even on a Sunday.”
“Ask the bugger to wait.” Supriyo said fumingly.
Bimal could hear all the exchanges from his bed. He was late riser on Sundays. He knew that the bigger drama was yet to start as Ajit had not returned the previous night. He could hear his father restless throughout the night.
It was about ten in the morning when Ajit returned and the usual outburst of his father was there. Ajit shouted back to his father, “Old man don’t shout like that at me. You will get heart attack and all your properties would come to me and to your loving son Bimal.”
“I will disinherit you. You scum,” his father shouted back.
The whole of Sunday wore a look of grave yard in Mitra house; no one was talking to any one.
There was hardly in peace in the house. The week passed off.
As usual Malakr came on next Sunday but a bit early. He found the door open. He pressed the bell no one answered. Bhanu was still in servant’s quarter.
When Bhanu came to the flat he found the door open, some one has tampered the mortice lock of the front door. He found that no one was awake yet. He went to Supriyo’ room and found him lying on the bed and blood oozing out of his slit throat, there were signs of struggle. Bhanu gave out a big scream. Both Ajit and Bimal woke up and rushed to their father’s bed room. Ajit felt for his pulse, the beat was not there.
When police came they found three of them grief stricken. Nothing was stolen from the house.
The body was sent for post mortem and police detectives looked for clues in the room.
Malakar was arrested for murder. After two days Malakar released on bail as the postmortem report revealed that the murder was committed some times in the night.
The police were also investigating the competitors when Bhanu told about the telephone conversation of the previous Sunday.
A murder is always a messy thing. While cross examining the brothers it was revealed that the previous night there was a big argument between Ajit and Supriyo. The police found a blood soaked T shirt in Ajit’s cupboard. The shirt was sent to the forensic laboratory. They found matching blood of Supriyo on Ajit’s T shirt. Ajit was arrested for the murder of his father.The murder weapon was not found.
The police investigation revealed  Ajit to be unemployed and was living a high roller life. It was concluded that the money was the motive of the murder though Ajit vehemently protested and claimed to be innocent.
Suchitra, niece of samaranand an ameature private investigator, was not charmed by Ajit but her friend Simi was.
Samaranand had just returned from the club after playing his usual nine holes with Inder. He was preparing to go to the office when  Suchitra came with Simi. Samaranand had met Simi many times and knew her well.
“Kaku you must save Ajit,” Simi pleaded.
“Hold on, let me get settled. Come have a seat,” he invited both of them.
“Gopal, bring tea and some snacks for these young ladies,” he called out to his servant.
Samaranand was aware of the case from the news papers. To him it looked like an open and shut case.
Simi did not touch the snacks, she was agitated, “Ajit can not commit murder. He is tough out side but a delicate person in reality. I run a nursery for destitute street dogs and he helps me in running it.”
“Uncle if you wish you can talk to his friends. I can call them here.”
Samaranand agreed to look into the case and also her suggestion of meeting the friends.
He had a detail discussion with Ajit’s friends and found all of them had one common opinion about Ajit and that was “He is a compassionate person.”
They were all intrigued by his mysterious absence in the night and his source of money.
Samaranand visited Ajit in jail to find out more about his personal life.
Ajit admitted to be rude with his father at times. He refused to divulge his nocturnal activity, Samaranand was baffled.
Simi was a regular visitor of Mitra house so she arranged his visit to the Mitra house.
Bimal had gone to the college and Bhanu, the sevant was in the house.
He went to Ajit’s room. There were posters of Van Damn, Bruce Lee, and Sylvester Stallone on his walls. The cupboard was full of sports apparel. He was surprised to find books of Poelo Coelho.
Then he entered Bimal’s room. It was an orderly room. The book rack was full. His computer was on line. Samaranad sat in front of the computer and looked at various files. He was amazed. He himself was not so expert on computer but knew that all the files were masked and required passwords. He wished that Tikoo would have been there to handle the computer. He was surprised to find some oversized T shirts in the cupboard of Bimal. There were dumbbells below his bed.
Samaranand was disturbed as he could not find anything to help Ajit. He decided to interview Ajit again about his night activity. Possibly one of his nocturnal buddies might have committed the crime. He was not ruling out the angle of one of the rivals committing the murder. The real state related crime was on the rise in Calcutta. He felt the absence of his fifteen years old nephew Tikoo badly, Tikoo was his assistant for such investigations, as he had gone out for a school expedition. He was expected back the next day.
Tikoo was thrilled when he came to know that Samaranand was missing him in a case. On his return from expedition he immediately rushed to Samaranand’s flat.
In a business like manner Tikoo was given the task to find out more about Bimal.
Samaranand went to meet Ajit at the jail.
With great reluctance Ajit relented to talk about his night activity.
It emerged that in the night he used to take part in free for all fight in an underground garage of a rich guy. There would be heavy betting. The crowd consisted of rich guys and ladies who had money to splurge and liked the bloody gore. They were there for thrill and he for money. That was the reason why he quite often came late at night. The night before the murder of his father he had no fight scheduled so there was no question of him leaving a bloody T shirt. The problem in this alibi is that the fight was illegal so no one will come forward to vouch for such fight. So his source of earning would remain a dubious one for the police. However Samaranand was convinced about his innocence.
“Bimal has no friend in his locality. I tracked a friend from his school who is known to my friend’s elder brother. In the school he was a loner and selfish. He is in an Orkut group. I hope you know that Orkut is an internet site created by Googles for Social networking. It is named Orkut after its creators name Orkut Buyukokoten. In these groups one can become member only by invitation. He likes chatting in the net. He has boasted to some of the guys that he is like a Hercules in the virtual world,” Tikoo informed.
Tikoo was himself a computer geek and that was the reason of his becoming assistant to Samaranand in his adventures.
With Tikoo Samaranand paid a visit to Mitra flat in the noon time. Bimal was out in college. Tikoo sat in front of the computer and broke the code, as per Tikoo it was a simple code as Bimal has used his name in reverse LAMIB as the password. Tikoo started working furiously on the key board; there was a sublime smile on his face.
Samaranand in the meanwhile enquired more about the threatening call from Bhanu. Bhanu informed that it was Supriyo who actually wanted other contractors to go bust. So that lead of rival’s committing the murder went cold.
Both Samaranand and Tikoo came out of that South Calcutta flat in Southern Avenue and hailed a cab for Golf Green.
Tikoo straight away went to the computer in Samaranad’s flat and logged on. He was busy net surfing and phoning some one.
Samaranand asked Gopal to bring tea. He sat in his favourite rocking chair closed his eyes and started playing the findings of the murder in his mind.He arranged those informations so far collected in an orderly manner in his mind.
Ajit used to fight illegal fights for earning money.
Ajit was a compassionate person.
Ajit was liked by all his friends.
Supriyo was not happy with Ajit.
Bimal had no friend.
Bimal was selfish.
Supriyo loved Bimal.
Supriyo was a greedy man.
Supriyo had many enemies because he wanted to corner the business.
One thing was clearly emerging that there was no love in that Mitra house.
There was ring of his land phone and heard Tikoo was talking .
Tikoo left for his house after a few hours.
Next day morning a breathless Tikoo came to Samaranand's flat , requested him to go to the central park of Golf Green with him.
After about half an hour both of them left for central park. As per Tikoo’s direction Samaranand sat on a bench and Tikoo went out of the gate. Samaranad was surprised to see Tikoo entering the park with a spectacled teen and both with cold drinks in hand. Then suddenly Tikoo slumped on the ground and the stranger ran out. Samaranand without wasting any time rushed to Tikoo and realized that he was poisoned. He rushed Tikoo to the hospital where his stomach was pumped to extract the poison. In the meanwhile that teenager had vanished.
Next day Tikoo was moved out of the ICU to the general ward, his worried parents were there. Samaranand started feeling guilty about the whole affair. It was he who involved Tikoo in this game. Tikoo’s eyes were closed. Samaranad placed his hand lovingly on his forehead. Tikoo immediately opened his eyes and said, “Kaku you must report to police that Bimal is the real culprit not Ajit.”
“I am proud of you Tikoo. Don’t worry he is already under interrogation by police. First tell me why did he come for you?”
“From his computer I could find out about his Orkut membership. Then I used ID of one of my friends who is member in the same circle. There I logged on and declared that I know one of us is a murderer of father, I had this hunch of him being the real culprit so I provoked him in his Orkut group. During the chat I started giving out some details of Mitra’s locality of Southern Avenue. The bait was taken and some one calling himself Hercules wanted to know more from me in person. Then I gave my cell number ,I did not want to give him my land number otherwise he would have tracked my address from the Calcutta Telephones web page. Bimal contacted me and I fixed up central park for rendezvous. I never bargained that he will be daring enough to murder me there in the broad day light. He came on his brother’s bike. We started talking and then he suggested that we take some soft drink. Rest you have seen.”
“I guess he was already carrying a coke bottle laced with poison and must have asked that vendor to keep that for him. So when both of you went there he gave you the bottle which was laced with poison. In my crude way I was convinced that he committed the murder as Bhanu told me that though Bimal was brilliant but he was jealous of his elder brother because he was a kind of debonair rascal whom every one liked. The dumbbell below his bed shows that in addition to his brain he was after brawn. I think he put on Ajits T shirt in the night and slit his father"s throat while he was asleep. The blood was spewed on the T shirt which he put back in Ajit’s cupboard and then coolly went to sleep. He was sure that no one will ever doubt him as he was so meek and studious .He was fed up with his father’s stingy ways and was jealous of Ajit from the core of his heart, Ajit's popularity and debonair way of life made him feel inferior. Thus he wanted to eliminate both by his diabolical plan and inherit the property. Tampering the mortice lock of the outer door was a red herring, it was made to appear as though someone from outside might have come. He is a psychological pervert,” was the summing up of Samaranand. 
Ajit was released; both Simi and Ajit came with sweets in Samaranand’s flat. Tikoo was called and was presented a lap top by Simi for his daring act and which actually helped in nabbing Bimal red handed. Ajit was sad for his brother and decide to engage a renowned lawyer to fight Bimal’s case.
Later on when Samaranand and Tikoo were discussing the case then Tikoo commented, " Remember you told me the story of Illiad."
"Yes, about the ten years war between the Greek and the Trojans."
" There you told me that the Greek built a big wooden horse and some soldiers hid in that hollow horse. It was left at the gate of the Trojans and the Greek pretended to leave by ship. The Trojan's were told by one of the Greek soldiers who was left behind that the horse was a gift to queen Athena. The Trojans dragged the horse inside their fort. Thus the Greek soldiers hiding inside the horse could get inside their fort and win the war."
Samaranad sighed and said , "Yes I remeber and I know you are trying to tell me that Bimal is like a Trojan horse."
" In a way yes, also I want to tell you that there is a computer virus known as Trojan which sits quietly in the computer and destroys the softwares loaded in that computer. So our friend Bimal was like that computer virus in Mitra house."


Note;When this story was written in 2005 then the social network Orku was live and throbbing. Now it has been closed down.

Saturday, February 11, 2023

In the meanwhile

When we are busy in our mundane daily chores then many things happen which sometimes effect us directly or indirectly or may effect when we are gone.
Right now a supernova will be exploding and creating another universe about which we have no knowledge. Our earth came into being due to some supernova exploding sending out intense heat to the circling gas and dust.
Out of the 200 billion trillion stars some will be dying down or will get sucked in black hole. When we look up we see stars twhich are many many light-years away. So the star which we see now in reality may not be there. Or to put it another way if theoretically we are on one of those faraway star then may be we will be watching earth of 100,200,300 years back,a kind of time travel.
Coming back on earth the Chinese will be busy in sending balloons to rattle the world. As such that country is pioneer in building all kind of balloons. That reminds during our school days we too made hot air balloons with old newspaper in Delhi. It required only a constant fire at the center of the wire bottom frame. We would climb up on the roof of our 95 block of chummery  taking that paper cylinder might be of 2 feet diameter, light the wick and wait for the air to get heated up and then release our creation. It will trudge up and would slowly gain height.
The albatross will be flying over seas in their relentless flight without sleeping or coming down. It seems their half brain goes to sleep and the other half keeps navigating them. I am not sure whether on flight as a group they communicate with each other signaling that his or her half brain is sleeping. Coming to sleep my recent attention is on my sleeping pattern. As I am getting older stopped getting straight sleep of 6 or 7 hours,now I sleep in installments. First 90 minutes REM (rapid eye movement). Yes that's the sleep which is the deepest. I remember we had a junior in our hostel in IIT,Kharagpur, some chatterjee when he was in this kind of deep sleep we lifted his bed with him and kept the bed in the common bathroom! Rest I leave to the imagination of readers.
I am told that Corona like virus will keep on visiting us so we have to be on guard all the times. Many of the people are still wearing mask,I too keep one handy in my pocket but don't put that on.
The other day I read in the paper that many suffered 100 days cough disease , I think I got that, when I look around then I notice people coughing is common. I think it's more to do with the level of AQI ( air quality index) going up. In winter Delhi's AQI level becomes the talking point forgetting that it's a very common problem of all the metros,  stubble burning or not it's there. All those vehicles on the road spewing poisonous gas and ambient being low the gases remain at lower level.
Now a days the unknown callers to my mobile has increased. I have to be alert ,there have been attemp to hack my account, for 10 days I kept my account inactive and got my debit card canceled. With increasing age,declining memory keeping oneself mentally alert is quite a job.
In the meanwhile .......will come back with some more in future

Sunday, November 27, 2022

The World Cup Football and me

Though I have been playing football since my school days but was not aware of World Cup Football till I joined Indian Oil Corporation in Gauhati in 1965. I heard my seniors talking about 1966 World Cup which ultimately England won. Brazil had won the previous world cup of 1962 and so we used to discuss about Brazil in officers club. But unfortunately Brazil was out in their group and couldn'treach knockout round. We were keenly following the scores and highlights in radio. Eusebio of Portugal made his name during that world cup. Bobby Charlton of England  was considered as the greatest footballer of England of all time. He was knighted.Bobby Moore was the captain of England team. Both were playing for the World Cup winning team,they defeated Germany 4-2.Though Pele was in full form and Garincha was there in Brazil team but in 1966 World Cup Eusebio was the player everyone was talking about.


Somehow that World Cup of 1966 got permanently etched in my memory because of intense discussion with my seniors.
As TV was yet to come in India so always kept track of World Cup through other news Channels but there was not much discussion among us. During my Barauni days from 1967 to 1978 , 3 World Cups happened but in the refinery there was hardly any discussion.  I could discuss about World Cup with my late brother in law Badalda as he was avid follower of sports. His younger brother Kajal Mukherjee was representing India then and so he was more in the happenings of football.
My first experience of watching World Cup in TV was in Vizag ,that was in 1990. When cable TV has just come in India.
With the launch of cable TV and watching World Cup live changed my perception of football and it's high standards in International erena.
From my school days I have been watching Durand Cup regularly in Delhi and used to be in awe of players like Chuni,PK,Jarnail Singh,Mewlal,Balaram etc but once I watched World Cup I stopped watching Indian tournaments, realized that we are way behind.


I started regularly following World Cup after my retirement in 2003 before that i was watching the finals. I have watched Brazil's last World cup win of 2002. Though Brazil took the World Cup 5 times 1954,1958,1970,1994,2002 but then it somehow couldn't manage to win ,lost in two finals.  Because of the way Brazil team plays this beautiful game so I always backed them . The other day I was watching in YouTube the dribbling moves of Neymar and how he controls the ball between toe and heel to dribble past an opponent.  I have seen Chuni using feign ,body swerve and dodge for dribbling but never this heel and toe tactice.
This World Cup has Ronaldo,Messi,Mbappe, Neymar but Valencia of Ecuador drew my attention. For me the best moment was when Richardson of Brazil scored a goal by bicycle kick against Serbia,which is now considered as the best goal scored in World Cup. This World Cup has already seen Saudi Arabia defeating Argentina and Japan defeating Germany. The opinion of experts is that it's the result of Globalsation of football when players from Japan play European leagues or players from Saudi Arabia too are hired by European clubs. Waiting for more surprises in this World Cup.
But for me it's Brazil as usual. 

Saturday, November 19, 2022

One can learn from anything !

Whenever I am reading a story or watching a movie or for that matter talking to someone I add some knowledge which gets lodged in my subconscious and surprisingly it comes handy for a solution.
While writing this blog the signature tune of the popular movie of Clint Eastwood "The Good ,the  Bad and the Ugly " is playing in Alexa in my dinning hall.
One particular sequence always stands out in my mind of the above movie. Tuco , Eli Wallach, the Ugly of the movie is lying in a bathtub after a grueling horse ride ,enjoying a leisurely bath.A gun man suddenly barges in and starts describing how he was searching for him and now he will shoot him like a dog h etc. Eli Wallach suddenly picks up the gun lying by his side and shoots the man and then he delivers the famous line " when you are going to shoot,shoot don't talk.
Yes that's the lesson when we often waste time in talking all sorts of things instead coming to the point thus waste everyone's time.
Or take for instance the immortal sequence of the film Casablanca where Ingrid Bergman walks in Humphrey Boggart's Cafe  where she finds Sam ( Dooley Wilson) on piano. She delivers the memorable dialogue "Play it again ,Sam for old times sake ". Reluctantly Sam with nudging from Ilsa (Ingrid Bergman ) starts playing "as time goes by.." But then suddenly Rick ( Humphrey Boggart) walks in and shouts at Sam as he had asked him never to play that song. This movie is about a failed love and sacrifice. Lots to learn from Rick's character how he balances adverse situations. 
I have used quite often Sherlock Holmes famous observation in "Silver Blaze " when a prized horse was stolen from the stable.
Gregory ( Scotland Yard detective )  asked Sherlock Holmes is there any other point to which you would wish to draw my attention?"
Holmes: Curious incidence of the dog which didn't bark in the night.
From the above incidence Holmes derived that the intruder was a known person so the dog didn't bark.
Similarly during dealing personal issues my mind automatically scans for something which is not a normal practice. In one organization a letter was shot against a person when that organization has no such practice of writing insinuating letters.
I had discussion with HR and gave my opinion that some kind of grudge is behind such letter. HR with the help of a senior officer handled the issue maturedly.
To conclude I must mention the  learning from the ageless song sung by Doris Day," Que Sera Sera, whatever will be will be !"
Now I follow the message of this song and take the life easy,don't try to interfere and change circumstances, I adjust.

Friday, April 22, 2022

ম্যানেজমেন্ট জ্ঞান

ম্যানেজমেন্ট জ্ঞান
আমাদের হউসিং সোসাইটির মিটিং।কথা উঠল নতুন কর্মচারী চক্রবর্তী কে নিয়ে! করোনার জন্য চাকরি হারানোর জন্য sympathy গ্রাউন্ড এ রাখা হয়েছে।সবাই একমত যে তিনি সুষ্ঠু ভাবে ধোয়া মোছা মেন্টেনান্স কাজ পরিদর্শন করেন কিন্তু হিসেবের কাজ ঠিক মত পারেন না। প্রশ্ন হল ওনাকে এক্সটেনশন দেয়া হবে কিনা। মতা মত নেওয়া হল।
আমি বললাম আমার অভিজ্ঞতা থেকে জানি যদি কেউ আমার কাছে কাজ করে কিন্তু ঠিক করছে না তাহলে দোষ আমার। সবাই সব কাজ করতে পারে না । আমরা যারা ম্যানেজমেন্ট এ আছি তাদের উচিত তাকে সেই কাজ দেয়া যেটার জন্য ও পারদর্শী।দ্বিতীয়ত হয়ত আমরা ঠিক শেখাতে পারিনি অথবা আমাদের এক্সপেক্টশন অনেক বেশি।
ঠিক হল ওনাকে এক বছরের এক্সটেনশন দেয়া আর হিসেবের কাজটা তে মন দেয়া।
যদি ভাল লাগে তবে এরকম ছোট ছোট অভিজ্ঞতা শেয়ার করব।