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Friday, January 23, 2026

The Brass Lamp of Bagha Beach

The Brass Lamp of Baga Beach
Raman had promised his family Goa.

For a lower middle-class clerk from Nagpur, a promise like that was not made lightly. It was born on a sweaty summer night, whispered to his wife Meena as their children slept on the floor mattress—twelve-year-old Rishi sprawled like a starfish, and eight-year-old Ananya clutching her doll. Raman had no savings worth the name, but he had resolve, and a habit of honouring his word.

They travelled by overnight bus, knees jammed, tempers frayed, the children oscillating between excitement and nausea. By dawn, Goa greeted them with palm trees, salt-laden air, and the roar of the Arabian Sea. Raman found a cheap lodge—peeling paint, a reluctant ceiling fan, but clean sheets and a balcony from where one could hear waves arguing with the shore.

The first morning, they went to the beach early, before the tourists woke and before the sun turned cruel. The sand was cool, damp, and dotted with fishermen hauling nets that shimmered like silver lace. Raman waded into the water to rinse his feet when he noticed a middle-aged man struggling waist-deep in the surf.

The man was stout, moustached, and clearly unused to the sea. His wife stood anxiously at a distance, shouting instructions that the waves ignored.

Raman hurried over, held the man steady, and guided him through the ritual of dipping, splashing, and retreating before the next wave struck. The man emerged breathless but triumphant.

“Ram Ram sa,” he said, folding his hands. “I am Banwari Lal, from Rajasthan. The sea is more aggressive than our desert winds.”

Raman smiled. “The sea has moods, sahib. You just met a bad one.”

Banwari Lal laughed, a deep, prosperous laugh, the kind that came from full stomachs and successful deals. He introduced his wife and called out to his servant, Viru—a lean, sharp-eyed man in his thirties, who soon struck up an easy conversation with Raman over coconut water.

Viru had the rare talent of making friends without trying. He admired Raman for bringing his family by bus; Raman admired Viru for his fearless dive into the waves. By the end of the morning, they were exchanging hotel names and dinner plans.

That evening, Banwari Lal mentioned something curious. During a stroll through the Mapusa flea market, he had bought an old brass lamp from a toothless antique seller.

“Pure junk,” his wife sniffed.

“Or pure luck,” Banwari Lal said cryptically.

The lamp was unmistakable—long-spouted, round-bellied, etched with fading Arabic patterns, darkened by age and neglect. It looked like it had escaped straight from an illustration of Aladdin.

The next morning, Viru came running to Raman’s lodge, breathless and pale.

“Babuji is missing,” he said. “Since dawn. His phone is off. His room untouched.”

He clutched the brass lamp like a child holding a relic.

Raman frowned. “Where did you get this?”

“Last night,” Viru said. “Babuji was polishing it, rubbing it again and again, joking about wishes. He told me to keep it safe. Now he is gone.”

They went straight to the police station, where Detective Miranda listened in silence.

Miranda was portly, calm, and permanently accompanied by a pipe that never seemed fully lit yet always smelled faintly of tobacco. He had the heavy-lidded eyes and patient stillness of a man who believed crimes confessed themselves if given enough time. If Georges Simenon’s Maigret had been reborn in Goa, he would have looked exactly like Miranda—minus the French accent, replaced instead by a soft Konkani lilt.

Beside him sat Sophia, his assistant—sharp, efficient, notebook always open, pen moving even when no one seemed to be speaking. She recorded coughs, pauses, and raised eyebrows with equal seriousness.

“A missing businessman,” Miranda said slowly. “A lamp. And a beach. Goa never disappoints.”

Two days passed. Banwari Lal did not surface.

Miranda visited Banwari Lal’s hotel, examined the room, and asked for the lamp. Something about it bothered him—the excessive polishing marks, the reverence with which Viru handled it.

“This lamp,” Miranda said, tapping it gently with his pipe, “has seen more than it admits.”

He took it to his office and asked Constable Ghorpade to guard it.

The next morning, Miranda nearly dropped his pipe.

A Marwari gentleman sat calmly across his desk, sipping tea.

“I am Banwari Lal,” the man said.

Sophia entered just then. “Sir, Constable Ghorpade is missing. Night duty. Lamp intact.”

Miranda stared at the lamp. Then at Banwari Lal. Then at the empty chair where Ghorpade should have been guarding the lamp.

The dots aligned.

Miranda leaned forward. “Tell me,” he said gently, “how many wishes did you ask for?”

Banwari Lal’s shoulders sagged.

He spoke of greed disguised as curiosity. Of wishes for wealth, then power, then immortality. Of how the lamp had warned him—twice only. The third wish had reversed the bargain. The genie had walked free, and Banwari Lal had been trapped inside the brass prison.

“Ghorpade rubbed it,” he whispered. “He wished.”

Miranda nodded. “And became what you were.”

He leaned back, exhaled a slow ribbon of smoke, and looked at Sophia.

“Now tell me,” he said, “how does one rescue a constable who is currently a supernatural civil servant trapped inside antique brass?”

Sophia did not look up from her notebook. “Sir, as per procedure, we cannot issue a missing person notice for someone who is technically not a person at the moment.”

Miranda sighed. “Goa Police manuals are very limited in imagination.”

She finally looked up. “However, we do have assets.”

Miranda raised an eyebrow. “If you say budget, I will retire today.”

“Salim,” Sophia said calmly.

Miranda stopped mid-puff. “The serial killer Salim?”

“Yes, sir. The one who enjoys bargaining, believes he is smarter than destiny, and has already filed six mercy petitions.”

Miranda smiled faintly. “And costs the exchequer how much per year?”

Sophia flipped a page. “Enough to fund three police jeeps, one monsoon bridge repair, and your pipe tobacco for life.”

Miranda nodded approvingly. “Excellent. Tempt him.”

“With the lamp?”

“With greed,” Miranda corrected. “The lamp is only the delivery system.”

Sophia allowed herself a rare smile. “We tell Salim that rubbing the lamp grants wishes. We supervise. Two wishes allowed.”

“And the third?” Miranda asked.

“He will insist,” Sophia said. “They always do.”

Miranda chuckled. “Criminal psychology is wonderfully predictable.”

The plan worked with embarrassing ease.

Salim rubbed the lamp, wished for power, then freedom. The third wish escaped before Miranda could even light his pipe.

By evening, Constable Ghorpade was back—confused, hungry, and requesting leave.

The lamp sat quietly on the table.

Sophia closed her notebook. “Case resolved. One constable recovered. One trial saved. Budget balanced.”

Miranda tapped the lamp gently. “Justice,” he said, “sometimes needs imagination.”

Banwari Lal left the lamp behind.

Later that evening, Raman received a parcel at his lodge—an envelope thick with cash and a note:

For keeping promises, even to your family. —B.L.

Raman looked at the sea that night, held Meena’s hand, and felt content.

Some promises, he realised, were better than wishes.


Tuesday, March 26, 2019

Frozen in time


“In Russia do you have arranged marriage?” Bhatnagar had been asking this type of questions to the Dy.Chief Engineer Ms Lana which was promptly translated in Russian by our guide and translator Alexendrov to Lana.
I was amused by the way Alexendrov was translating such question to Lana which he himself could have replied as it was no technical question.
We were standing by the side of frozen Baltic Ocean, to avoid people walking on the frozen sea they had put up a barbed wire fencing. We had gone to Russia for a technical collaboration, the meeting was over so I requested Alexendrov to show us around. When he mentioned about frozen sea I got interested. We could see the white sheet of ice like a skating rink in place of sea water. At a distance we could see some ships marooned. Lana avoided replying to such type of silly questions. Lana looked to be in her fifties, the usual typical squarish Russian face cut and solidly built. The Chief Engineer Chekov was a thin gentleman always smiling. Alexendrov though was acting as our guide and translator but he was a professional with 6 patents under his belt. I was pretty surprised when he told me that he had patents not only in electrical but also in chemical components, dealing with electrical insulation. I still remember his visiting card which had a caricature face of him in beard, just outline and his credentials.
While I was enjoying the frozen sea Bhatnagar threw another of his nagging questions to Lana which she refused to answer and Alexendrov explained why.
‘When did you pass your engineering?’
Alexendrov spoke in Russian to Lana and she smiled and gave some reply.
With a serious face Alexndrv told Bhatnagar, “She will not give reply to this question as you will then calculate her age!” then he guffawed and I laughed out loud.
Well gentleman that was Alexendrov and I had this incidence in St Petersberg in April,2003.
Back to present ,when this time I was in Goa then on the beach I found some Russians standing around a few cows by the side of Arabian sea,  They were clicking pictures while passing them I looked at an elderly gentleman and said, “ For tonight dinner you don’t have to hunt much for beef, it’s there for you!’
He laughed out and looked at his wife said smilingly while rubbing his belly, “Yes I love beef.”
I teasingly rubbed his belly and said, “Sure you have that fat there.’’
We stuck up friendship and walked to the shack known Pedros on the beach. A cool breeze of February was blowing, we could watch the restless waves of the sea breaking on the beach and the sea foam sidling down the beach leaving behind myriad patterns on the sand.
I   ordered beer for both of us and introduced myself. He was a retired Engineer from Petersburg, February month meant freezing cold back home so they had come to Goa. Russian tourist makes up the majority of foreign tourists visiting Goa. Due to the fall of Russian ruble numbers had decreased but they recovered soon. Tourists in northern belt of Goa are mostly Russians. Many shacks and restaurants run by locals have become accustomed to it and have sign boards and menus in Russian. Due to their large presence, the town of Morjim is often called ‘little Russia.’ It appears there are some Russian tour operators who operate chartered flights from even unknown cities of Siberia. Russians prefer Goa over middle east in winter because of our friendly culture. There certainly is a very strong presence of them in Goa, and like most mass-migrations, there is no particular date in history that can be assigned to this. However, common consensus seems to be around the time the Russian economy started opening up under Putin. Russians began travelling to friendly countries like India.
While talking to him my mind went back to that day by the side of Baltic ocean, I was remembering about Alexendrov , the twinkle in the eyes and wry smile were like that of Alexendrov. We exchanged visiting card, his card was a caricature of him and his credentials. I was taken aback by the similarity of the visiting card of his with that of Alexndrov.
“I have seen such card, my friend Alexendrov’s visiting card was like this!”
“Oh, you knew Alexendrov, the engineer,inventor?” He said excitedly.
“Yes, the same! Wish I could meet him again!”
“He was a close friend of mine. I had borrowed his visiting card and got mine made as per his design. I am sorry to inform that Alexendrov is no more, he left us 6 years back.” The Russian said with a gloomy face.
I was shocked,Alexendrov was such good engineer, he helped us in designing Shunt Reactor, often he would come from Russia to BHEL,Bhopal. I remembered that he could turn any ordinary topic to an erudite discussion with his creative mind.
That Russian gentleman could sense my melancholy mood, he quickly finished his beer and shuffled off bidding good bye to me. I did not try to remember his name, no use loading the mind with another name which eventually I forget at this age of mine. Yes, I had his visiting card, his visiting card was like a prism refracting two situations, one by the side of frozen Baltic Ocean and another by the side of roaring Arabian sea. I slowly tore off his visiting card and without bothering to look at the name and scattered the pieces on the beach. Those pieces flew away with the strong gust of wind blowing on the beach, as though taking away the memory of my friend Alexendrov with it.

Well friends meeting the Russian on the beach is my imagination. I have seen lot of Russians on the beach around the cows , the Russians were in every beach of Goa. Seeing the Russians my memory of that day by the side of frozen Baltic sea got triggered. Alexendrov was real and he was our guide and adviser in Russia and he is no more, left us a few years back.While walking on the beach of Goa i started thinking about Alexendrov and if one of these Russians turned to be his friend but that was too much coincidence to expect, so i did the next best thing of spinning this yarn.