From Farah's Exile Chic to Iran's Echo Revolt: The Tailor Who Stitched a Queen's Last Stand Spills All in Our Trastevere Tell-All!"

**Vogue Global Dish: Tailor's Juicy Spill on Farah's Epic Coat Dash—As Iran's Rebels Rewrite History!**  

*Spilled by Your Fly-on-the-Wall Reporter, Trastevere's Grimiest Hideout, January 22, 2026*  

He hissed secrets like a starlet dodging paparazzi, the ancient tailor, voice so hushed you'd swear blabbing louder might summon Farah's shade or today's Tehran protesters marching for change. Dive into his "retirement pad"—a scandalously squalid Trastevere hole, thick with camphor whiffs, cat fluff, and limoncello vibes from Reagan's era. Walls peeling like a bad facelift, decked in dog-eared *Vogues* starring Farah's prime and polaroids of him cozying up to Valentino. Workbench? Hot mess express: thread tangles, fabric scraps, a half-gone prosciutto guarded by Stitch the cat, batting my recorder like yesterday's news. Sagging cot buried in mink remnants and a telly tuned to BBC: Iranians rallying in streets, voices rising with "Woman, Life, Freedom!" calls amid the push for reform. The irony? Forty-seven years after Farah's flight, Iran's stirring again—history's full-circle fashion moment. Twisted fingers fiddle phantom threads. Ex-Valentino vault insider, all discretion. "Coat chatter?" he purrs, eyeing the screen. "Darling, dig into *the night*. And chuckle at time's twist!"

**Tehran's '79 Tea: Revolution's Sassiest Street Party**  

Tehran, Jan '79? No beauty rest—that town was buzzing with unrest, a whirlwind where Khomeini posters waved like must-haves. Our insider jets in undercover for Empress "final-fits"—subtle, right? Streets layered in slogans: "Marg bar Shah!" echoing from mosques turned rally hubs, corners flickering with fires. Air heavy with tension, tear gas hints, and market bustle. Shah's polished world—glitzy galas, lavish lounges, oil elegance—was fraying fast. Guards shifted sides, friends whispered betrayals, Ayatollah tapes fueled the fervor. Youth lobbed stones at cars; markets hummed with change. "Revolts?" he snickers, eyes alight. "They arrive with flair—sense them in doors clicking shut!" Valentino's coat? Ivory elegance, sleek lines, no extras—just smart protection. Fur topper? Warm and discreet. Farah held steady at fitting—no flicker. "Steadier than steel," he notes. "More chilling than jitters!" Outside: "Death to Shah!" rolled like a chant chorus.

**Mehrabad Madness: Shah & Farah's Coat-Cloaked Exit—Gossip Gold!**  

That runway? Endless stretch of suspense. Tailor hangs by the tarmac—"for any rips," as if seams topped the stakes. Enter Farah and Shah, escorts on edge, crowd beyond barriers alive with shouts, tears, quiet stares, "Marg bar Shah!" swelling strong. Stones skipped close—*plink!* on pavement, *crack!* near feet. Barriers strained; tension peaked.  

Farah shone through. Coat secured high, shoulders set, chin firm. Breeze lifted the hem—*swish!*—a graceful ripple against the storm. Shah close by; engines hummed; stones flew—*thud!* near the wing—as she stepped up, profile poised: timeless grace in turmoil. No look back. Plane rose, Iran faded. "Composure!" tailor enthuses, bench-tap emphatic. "Beyond fear or fury—she commanded it all!"

**Reverse Revolt Remix: Iran's New Chapter Echoes the Past**  

Jet away; tailor back to routine. Atelier hummed—fittings, talk, now news scrolls. That coat? Etched in lore. Now 2026: Iran's unrest builds, crowds calling "Woman, Life, Freedom!" in a push against the old guard—mirroring '79's energy in reverse. Farah's poise feels prescient. "Clothes carry stories," tailor muses at the screen. "They're history's quiet narrators!" Hands fold, seam sealed: fabric, falls, fervor, and fate's loop. Rome buzzes; here, tales endure.

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The Brass Lamp of Bagha Beach

The Brass Lamp of Baga Beach

Raman had promised his family Goa.

For a lower middle-class clerk from Nagpur, a promise like that was not made lightly. It was born on a sweaty summer night, whispered to his wife Meena as their children slept on the floor mattress—twelve-year-old Rishi sprawled like a starfish, and eight-year-old Ananya clutching her doll. Raman had no savings worth the name, but he had resolve, and a habit of honouring his word.

They travelled by overnight bus, knees jammed, tempers frayed, the children oscillating between excitement and nausea. By dawn, Goa greeted them with palm trees, salt-laden air, and the roar of the Arabian Sea. Raman found a cheap lodge—peeling paint, a reluctant ceiling fan, but clean sheets and a balcony from where one could hear waves arguing with the shore.

The first morning, they went to the beach early, before the tourists woke and before the sun turned cruel. The sand was cool, damp, and dotted with fishermen hauling nets that shimmered like silver lace. Raman waded into the water to rinse his feet when he noticed a middle-aged man struggling waist-deep in the surf.

The man was stout, moustached, and clearly unused to the sea. His wife stood anxiously at a distance, shouting instructions that the waves ignored.

Raman hurried over, held the man steady, and guided him through the ritual of dipping, splashing, and retreating before the next wave struck. The man emerged breathless but triumphant.

“Ram Ram sa,” he said, folding his hands. “I am Banwari Lal, from Rajasthan. The sea is more aggressive than our desert winds.”

Raman smiled. “The sea has moods, sahib. You just met a bad one.”

Banwari Lal laughed, a deep, prosperous laugh, the kind that came from full stomachs and successful deals. He introduced his wife and called out to his servant, Viru—a lean, sharp-eyed man in his thirties, who soon struck up an easy conversation with Raman over coconut water.

Viru had the rare talent of making friends without trying. He admired Raman for bringing his family by bus; Raman admired Viru for his fearless dive into the waves. By the end of the morning, they were exchanging hotel names and dinner plans.

That evening, Banwari Lal mentioned something curious. During a stroll through the Mapusa flea market, he had bought an old brass lamp from a toothless antique seller.

“Pure junk,” his wife sniffed.

“Or pure luck,” Banwari Lal said cryptically.

The lamp was unmistakable—long-spouted, round-bellied, etched with fading Arabic patterns, darkened by age and neglect. It looked like it had escaped straight from an illustration of Aladdin.

The next morning, Viru came running to Raman’s lodge, breathless and pale.

“Babuji is missing,” he said. “Since dawn. His phone is off. His room untouched.”

He clutched the brass lamp like a child holding a relic.

Raman frowned. “Where did you get this?”

“Last night,” Viru said. “Babuji was polishing it, rubbing it again and again, joking about wishes. He told me to keep it safe. Now he is gone.”

They went straight to the police station, where Detective Miranda listened in silence.

Miranda was portly, calm, and permanently accompanied by a pipe that never seemed fully lit yet always smelled faintly of tobacco. He had the heavy-lidded eyes and patient stillness of a man who believed crimes confessed themselves if given enough time. If Georges Simenon’s Maigret had been reborn in Goa, he would have looked exactly like Miranda—minus the French accent, replaced instead by a soft Konkani lilt.

Beside him sat Sophia, his assistant—sharp, efficient, notebook always open, pen moving even when no one seemed to be speaking. She recorded coughs, pauses, and raised eyebrows with equal seriousness.

“A missing businessman,” Miranda said slowly. “A lamp. And a beach. Goa never disappoints.”

Two days passed. Banwari Lal did not surface.

Miranda visited Banwari Lal’s hotel, examined the room, and asked for the lamp. Something about it bothered him—the excessive polishing marks, the reverence with which Viru handled it.

“This lamp,” Miranda said, tapping it gently with his pipe, “has seen more than it admits.”

He took it to his office and asked Constable Ghorpade to guard it.

The next morning, Miranda nearly dropped his pipe.

A Marwari gentleman sat calmly across his desk, sipping tea.

“I am Banwari Lal,” the man said.

Sophia entered just then. “Sir, Constable Ghorpade is missing. Night duty. Lamp intact.”

Miranda stared at the lamp. Then at Banwari Lal. Then at the empty chair where Ghorpade should have been guarding the lamp.

The dots aligned.

Miranda leaned forward. “Tell me,” he said gently, “how many wishes did you ask for?”

Banwari Lal’s shoulders sagged.

He spoke of greed disguised as curiosity. Of wishes for wealth, then power, then immortality. Of how the lamp had warned him—twice only. The third wish had reversed the bargain. The genie had walked free, and Banwari Lal had been trapped inside the brass prison.

“Ghorpade rubbed it,” he whispered. “He wished.”

Miranda nodded. “And became what you were.”

He leaned back, exhaled a slow ribbon of smoke, and looked at Sophia.

“Now tell me,” he said, “how does one rescue a constable who is currently a supernatural civil servant trapped inside antique brass?”

Sophia did not look up from her notebook. “Sir, as per procedure, we cannot issue a missing person notice for someone who is technically not a person at the moment.”

Miranda sighed. “Goa Police manuals are very limited in imagination.”

She finally looked up. “However, we do have assets.”

Miranda raised an eyebrow. “If you say budget, I will retire today.”

“Salim,” Sophia said calmly.

Miranda stopped mid-puff. “The serial killer Salim?”

“Yes, sir. The one who enjoys bargaining, believes he is smarter than destiny, and has already filed six mercy petitions.”

Miranda smiled faintly. “And costs the exchequer how much per year?”

Sophia flipped a page. “Enough to fund three police jeeps, one monsoon bridge repair, and your pipe tobacco for life.”

Miranda nodded approvingly. “Excellent. Tempt him.”

“With the lamp?”

“With greed,” Miranda corrected. “The lamp is only the delivery system.”

Sophia allowed herself a rare smile. “We tell Salim that rubbing the lamp grants wishes. We supervise. Two wishes allowed.”

“And the third?” Miranda asked.

“He will insist,” Sophia said. “They always do.”

Miranda chuckled. “Criminal psychology is wonderfully predictable.”

The plan worked with embarrassing ease.

Salim rubbed the lamp, wished for power, then freedom. The third wish escaped before Miranda could even light his pipe.

By evening, Constable Ghorpade was back—confused, hungry, and requesting leave.

The lamp sat quietly on the table.

Sophia closed her notebook. “Case resolved. One constable recovered. One trial saved. Budget balanced.”

Miranda tapped the lamp gently. “Justice,” he said, “sometimes needs imagination.”

Banwari Lal left the lamp behind.

Later that evening, Raman received a parcel at his lodge—an envelope thick with cash and a note:

For keeping promises, even to your family. —B.L.

Raman looked at the sea that night, held Meena’s hand, and felt content.

Some promises, he realised, were better than wishes.

Between two lives

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Between Two Lives

I was nursing a cup of bitter airport coffee at Changi, watching the quiet efficiency of the world pass by—travelers moving with purpose, announcements gliding through the air like practiced apologies—when the man approached me.

He hesitated first. Then, noticing my passport lying open on the table, he asked softly,

“Sir… are you from India?”

There was something in his voice—neither confidence nor desperation, but a cautious hope. I nodded.

“My name is Ramu,” he said, lowering himself into the chair opposite me without waiting for permission. “I don’t know why, but I felt I should speak to you.”

He looked ordinary in every way—thin, sun-darkened skin, cheap sandals, a shirt ironed too many times. The kind of man whose life passes unnoticed unless it collapses entirely.

Only then did I notice the men sitting a little distance away. They weren’t watching us openly, but their eyes returned to Ramu often enough. Guards—not uniformed, but unmistakable.

Ramu followed my gaze and gave a faint smile.

“They are with me,” he said. “Or maybe I am with them.”

After a pause, words spilled out—not dramatically, but like water escaping a cracked pot.

He was poor. From Bihar. His wife worked as a maid in Patna, leaving home before sunrise, returning after dark. Two children—one in school, one too young to understand why milk had become occasional instead of daily. Debt sat on his chest like a stone.

Then came the proposal.

Eighty lakhs.

All travel paid. Hospital expenses covered. A small shop promised once he returned. Enough, he said, to turn survival into dignity.

“I am selling my kidney,” he said plainly, as if stating a train schedule.

The recipient—a wealthy man from another country—was traveling with him. Life and death, sitting side by side in business class, divided by money and biology. The surgery would happen somewhere in Southeast Asia, where questions were fewer and paperwork lighter.

“In India,” Ramu said, “they ask too many questions. Relative, blood group, family consent. Here… they only ask for payment.”

I knew this. We all do. I had seen cases where relatives donated kidneys, acts of quiet heroism that never reached newspapers. I had also read about darker stories—men kidnapped, drugged, waking up with scars and silence.

This, at least, was consent. Compelled consent—but consent all the same.

During the long layover, while the others slept stretched across airport chairs, Ramu slipped away. Fear had finally reached him.

“What if I don’t wake up?” he whispered.

“What if my children grow up without a father?”

His ticket and passport were not with him. They were “kept safe” by the party arranging everything. Safe—from escape.

“I need the money,” he said. “But I am afraid, sir. You are educated. You have seen the world. Tell me—what should I do?”

That question landed on me like a burden I had no right to carry.

What advice could I give?

To walk away would mean returning to debt, hunger, humiliation.

To go ahead meant gambling with his body so others could keep theirs intact.

I told him gently what I knew—that one kidney can sustain a life, that many live normally after donation. I also told him the truth—that risk never asks permission, and exploitation rarely wears a villain’s face.

He listened quietly.

“I don’t blame them,” he said suddenly, surprising me.

“The man who needs my kidney… he is also fighting death. For him, this is the only way. For me, this is also the only way.”

Life, it seemed, had created a marketplace where desperation met desperation, only the currency was flesh.

The guards eventually noticed his absence. They came. There was no violence, no shouting. Just firm hands, practiced smiles, inevitability.

Before leaving, Ramu turned once more.

“If my children can study,” he said, “if my wife doesn’t have to scrub other people’s floors forever… then maybe this kidney will have lived a better life in another body.”

He was taken away.

I finished my coffee long after it had gone cold.

At an airport where millions pass each day chasing comfort, ambition, or escape, two lives had intersected briefly—one buying time, the other selling a part of himself to purchase hope.

We often speak of the sanctity of the human body. But poverty, I realized, has a way of rewriting moral codes. When survival is at stake, ethics become negotiable, and the line between victim and participant blurs.

Perhaps the real tragedy is not that kidneys are sold—but that a world exists where a man must sell a piece of himself so his family can remain whole.

And somewhere between law and compassion, between life saved and life risked, the question remains unanswered:

Is this commerce—or sacrifice?

Sanghamitra: Daughter of the Bodhi Tree

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Sanghamitrā: Daughter of the Bodhi Tree

The palace gardens of Pāṭaliputra rustled with birdsong. Young Sanghamitrā often slipped away from her attendants to sit beneath a wide peepal tree, tracing her fingers across its bark. She would whisper to the leaves, “Why do you give shade without asking anything in return?” Nature answered her in silence, and she learned its lesson of patience.

But the palace no longer rang with laughter. The Kalinga war had ended, leaving behind not triumph but ashes. Emperor Aśoka, once called Chandashoka—fierce Aśoka—walked the halls with restless eyes.

One evening Sanghamitrā found him by the lotus pond, his sword rusting at his side.

“Father,” she asked softly, “why do you no longer dine with us? Why do you stare so at the ground?”

Aśoka’s voice was hollow.
“Child, I have seen too much blood. The cries of mothers and children follow me even in sleep. What is an empire worth, if it is built on suffering?”

“Then let the empire be built on healing,” Sanghamitrā said, her young face glowing with conviction. “Like the trees heal with their shade. Teach the people another way.”

Aśoka looked at her, startled at the wisdom in her words. “Perhaps the Buddha’s path of Dharma is the only way left for me,” he whispered.

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Years later, Sanghamitrā watched her elder brother Mahinda depart for Sri Lanka to spread the Buddha’s teaching. She too felt a stirring, as though the island called her name. One evening she approached her father.

“Father, if Mahinda can carry the message of the Buddha, so can I. But I wish to plant not just words—a living symbol.”

Aśoka raised his brows. “You mean the Bodhi tree, the very tree under which the Buddha awakened?”

“Yes,” she said, her eyes bright. “A branch from that tree. If it thrives in Lanka’s soil, the people will know that Dharma cannot be uprooted.”

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The voyage began under a clear sky. The Bodhi sapling, wrapped in silk and earth, was placed at the center of the ship as if it were a king. Sanghamitrā, now a nun in saffron robes, sailed with eleven companions.

But the sea turned dark. Storm winds rose, waves crashed like walls of black glass. Sailors clung to the mast, crying out in fear.

“The sea spirits are angry—we will sink!” one shouted.

Sanghamitrā stood firm, her hands on the Bodhi sapling. “If this tree lives, the Dharma will live. Fear not. Even the storm must bow to truth.”

She began to chant verses of the Buddha. Her voice, steady against thunder, calmed the hearts around her. By dawn, the storm had passed, leaving the sea a silver mirror.

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At Anuradhapura, King Devanampiya Tissa and his queen awaited her arrival. Drums rolled as the Bodhi sapling was carried ashore. The queen clasped Sanghamitrā’s hand.

“From today,” she said, “you are my sister.”

But not all were pleased. Somadeva, the Brahmin priest of the court, whispered to the king, “Do not let a foreign woman rule your soul. She will steal your throne of faith.”

A tribal chief named Kurung, famed for his “mystical powers,” joined in. “Our spirits bow to no foreign tree,” he sneered, shaking a talisman of bones.

Yet the queen stood resolute. “This woman brings no weapons, only service. Let us judge her by deeds, not fear.”

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Sanghamitrā did not answer with sermons. She and her nuns tended to the sick, washed the wounds of beggars, and fed hungry children. Word spread: The lady in saffron heals without asking for gold. She serves without pride.

One day the king, disguised, went among his people. He saw Sanghamitrā kneeling by a leper, washing his sores with her bare hands.

Returning to the palace, he told the queen, “I saw no goddess today, only a woman who chose to be less than all, so that all may rise. Her soul is selfless.”

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When the Bodhi tree was finally planted at Anuradhapura, Somadeva scoffed, “It will wither.”

But the sapling grew, its leaves rustling like whispered prayers. Even Kurung, the tribal chief, bowed at its roots.

Thus Sanghamitrā was no longer just Aśoka’s daughter. She became the Mother of the Bhikkhunī Order in Lanka, remembered for planting both a tree and a way of life that gave shade to generations.

And under its branches, people would tell their children: “Once, a woman crossed the sea, carrying a tree in her heart. That is why we live in Dharma’s shade today.”

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Footnote

Sanghamitra was the daughter of Emperor Ashoka and Queen Devi, renowned for her role in spreading Buddhism to Sri Lanka in the 3rd century BCE.

Early Life

Born around 282 BCE in Vidisha, she married briefly before renouncing worldly life to become a Buddhist nun, renamed Ayapali. Her brother Mahinda shared her commitment to Buddhism.

 Mission to Sri Lanka

In 252 BCE, at King Devanampiya Tissa's request, Ashoka sent Sanghamitra with a Bodhi tree sapling, which she planted in Anuradhapura. She converted royal women, established a nunnery, and trained nuns.

 Legacy

Sanghamitra dedicated her life to proselytizing among women, dying around 203 BCE; the Sri Lankan king honored her with personal funeral rites. The Bodhi tree remains a sacred site.

Why Ghosts Never Leave Our Homes-or Our Minds

H --- ## **Why Ghosts Never Leave Our Homes—or Our Minds**

The thought crossed my mind while watching the film *There Is a Ghost in Our House*. It was not fear that lingered after the screen went dark, but familiarity. A quiet recognition—as if the idea of a ghost was never foreign to us. It has always existed, silently occupying a corner of human consciousness. From there, my mind drifted, as it often does, to my all-time favourite ghost film—*Ghost* (1990). Not for its special effects, but for its emotional depth. Love that refuses to dissolve with death. Memory that refuses to fade. And of course, **“Unchained Melody”**—a song that seems to float between two worlds. When it plays, one does not think of fear; one thinks of longing. Of bonds that death cannot neatly sever. Indian cinema understood this truth much earlier. Long before Hollywood romanticised spirits, Hindi films explored ghosts as carriers of **memory, justice, and unfinished destiny**. *Mahal* (1949), with Ashok Kumar and Madhubala, remains etched in the collective psyche—not because it frightened audiences, but because it mesmerised them. The dim corridors, echoing footsteps, and that unforgettable boat scene where the past seems to glide silently into the present. The song *“Aayega Aanewala”* does not announce a ghost; it summons inevitability. Then came *Madhumati* (1958). Vyjayanthimala’s character returns not merely as a ghost, but as a force of moral reckoning. Wronged in one lifetime, justice eludes her until another. Here, reincarnation and revenge merge seamlessly. The ghost is not frightening; she is purposeful. She restores balance where life had failed. What is striking across these films—Indian or Western—is that ghosts are rarely grotesque. They are melancholic, restrained, even dignified. They appear when something remains unresolved: love unfinished, injustice unanswered, promises broken. The ghost, then, is not an intruder, but a reminder. This universality extends far beyond cinema. Across cultures and continents, belief in ghosts persists. India speaks of *bhūts* and *prets*, Japan of *yūrei*, England of manor-house spirits, Africa of ancestral souls, and the Middle East of *jinn*. Civilisations that share nothing else—language, religion, climate—share this belief. Technology may have advanced from oil lamps to LEDs, from handwritten letters to Instagram, but this idea has remained remarkably untouched. Even great minds were not immune. Abraham Lincoln reportedly spoke of apparitions in the White House and even foresaw his own death. Winston Churchill, a man of iron resolve, once fled a room convinced he had encountered a spectral presence. Napoleon Bonaparte believed a guiding spirit accompanied him. Charles Dickens, realist and reformer, firmly believed in ghosts and claimed personal encounters. These were not timid men. They were leaders, thinkers, and rational minds of their time. Their belief suggests that ghosts are not born of fear alone, but of **humility before the unknown**. Which brings us to the inevitable question: *Are ghosts real?* The debate, perhaps, is misplaced. The question of whether ghosts exist is no different from asking whether God exists, or whether rebirth is possible. Rationalists like **Yuval Noah Harari**, armed with neuroscience, evolutionary biology, and data, will dismiss all three as stories humans tell themselves to cope with uncertainty—useful myths, perhaps, but myths nonetheless. And yet, for every such argument, millions smile back. Not in ridicule, but in quiet confidence. Because belief is not always an argument; often, it is an experience. One does not prove love before feeling it. One does not demand laboratory validation for grief, memory, or presence. Ghosts, like God or rebirth, survive precisely because they operate outside the jurisdiction of pure reason. They inhabit memory, intuition, moral order, and unresolved longing. Indian philosophy offers a calm explanation. The *Bhagavad Gita* reminds us: **“Na hanyate hanyamāne śarīre”** *The soul is not destroyed when the body is destroyed.* If the soul is eternal, then perhaps a ghost is not an aberration, but a pause—an echo when the transition is incomplete. Cinema, music, and storytelling merely give that echo a form. Whether it is Vyjayanthimala standing silently on a misty hillside, Madhubala’s voice drifting across still waters, or *Unchained Melody* playing as love transcends death, ghosts return to remind us of one simple truth: **relationships do not end neatly**. Ghosts endure because **memory endures**. They are not here to frighten us, but to whisper—of love that outlives life, of justice delayed but not denied, and of journeys that do not conclude when the curtain falls. Some debates are not meant to end. They exist to remind us that however advanced we become, the human mind still bows before mystery. And perhaps, when rational certainty laughs at belief, belief quietly laughs back—secure in the knowledge that not everything meaningful needs to be measurable. As the *Gita* gently concludes: **“Avyaktādīni bhūtāni vyakta-madhyāni bhārata”** *All beings emerge from the unmanifest and return to the unmanifest.* Between the unseen and the seen, between silence and song, ghosts—real or imagined—continue to walk with us. ---